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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 day ago by MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

[–] ThisIsMyLemmyLogin@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What a fucking weirdo.

[–] labbbb2@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 hour ago

Apparently he is a narcissist

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 24 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Didn't think you were serious.

[–] MadBigote@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Lol and you're downloading it!

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...

[–] antiquity2038@reddthat.com 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago

Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.

Interesting info, thank you.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I never really read up on it, even though i should.

The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.

"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you're downloading it?

[–] NudeNewt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

lol you're downloading it

As they should

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 19 hours ago

Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What's there to chart?

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