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[–] Xylight@lemm.ee 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When developing photon I always end up with more issues on chrome browsers than firefox. and half of those are because of its god awful scrollbar. Please use an overlay scrollbar instead of shifting the stupid page around, chrome.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago

ugh yeah classic chrome am I right? (I forgot how to center a div)

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

How did we get from "SGML varient for formatting text" to this?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 310 points 1 week ago (17 children)

If your website only works with Chrome, it’s not a website. It’s a Chrome site.

You didn’t design for the web. You designed for Chrome.

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 142 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Fuck chrome. Such a dogshit unoptimized spyware browser that now disables ad-blocking plugins

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree that Chrome fucking sucks, but it's disingenuous to call it unoptimized. Chrome and chromium-based browsers are as fast as or faster than Firefox. Although I agree that manifest V3 is horrible to the web as a whole and shouldn't have been created.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It also eats up like 99% of your CPU

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

Single browser open? Lemme fire up a dozen .exe processes there.....

[–] lena@gregtech.eu -5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you used chrome or chromium in the past few years? Source?

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I was exaggerating to make a point. But one of the main reasons why I switched to Firefox (about a year ago) was because it was eating up so much of my CPU.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Chrome is awful in nearly every way one can measure a browser. Anyone still using this as they're main driver in 2025 is technologically challenged.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s wild to see Chrome going from the browser to use if you had any tech sense whatsoever to being universally derided.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Universally derided

lol try looking outside lemmy. 90% of people still just use it and don't care

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

At least in my country, google is going balls-to-the-walls mode with the chrome psyop. Like every third ad on youtube is an ad for chrome. And if you're a little older, you'll remember their countless other ad campaigns that propelled chrome into the mainstream. The only reason so many people use chrome is because they're brainwashed into it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

I do this, but unironically.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

I code raw html in notepad as god intended

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[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like this template so much better than the Spider-Man one that people constantly use backwards.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But this one's also backwards? I haven't seen the movie, talking purely about the two photos.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 week ago (8 children)

In the movie the glasses let the wearer see the truth. This template is often used backwards but it's correct in this case.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My website only works with Chrome, but it has to be a specific old version of it. And you also need to install some extensions. Very specific versions of these extensions. Few of them already removed from the store due to security backdoors.

I have a Docker image you can use to run Chrome though.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago

At that point, just release your website as an electron app.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What version of Docker do I need to run your container?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll need my fork of docker, and you'll need to apply a patch.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can I run your patched version of docker on docker?

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago

Yes, with --privileged. It's totally safe. Trust me.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Or... The client wanted a WordPress site and that's just the result of it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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