Would be more efficient if she'd also smoke 30 cigarettes a day.

Replace the egg by a croissant, add a cigarette after each meal. Become condescending. Move to France. Blend in.

Three eggs a day? In this economy!?

This is what is now called a keto diet. Eggs, due to high protein, work as an appetite suppressant for several hours. Sugar causes cravings in a few.

There was never, among other things, a high population of obese people until the recommendation of the low fat diet (pyramid diet). Usually you would just see them at carnivals.

I've gone back to the 60's diet several years ago. Lost 95 lbs,, have increased energy levels, feel great.

10/10 recommend

ah yes, the trembling alcoholic diet

Unspoken component of this diet was an array of experimental opioids and uppers that were handed out to housewives like tic-tacs.

I must add, the gas I would produce on this diet would for sure violate the Geneva Suggestions

What ties it together for me is suggesting that poached egg for Lunch is acceptable, as if they understand the horrors of war experienced during breakfast

Breakfast:

Lunch:

Dinner:

Clearly the key to success is how hard-boiled the eggs are.

When is it "neccessary" to poach an egg instead of hard boil? I guess the 70s was a strange time. It was half a century ago and no one had computers or cell phones back then. I think people sat around and played monopoly.

One bottle a day per person. Boooo. Maybe get the double sized bottle then. The cheap ones they sell at the drugstore. And drinking wine and coffee in the same meal, nice. Maybe mix them together. It says chablis only, a regional subset of chardonays. Seems a little bit strict-- I again blame the 70s.

OK damnit, I'm in with you OP. First one to -5 pounds (or death) wins. Shall we bet?

Basically yes.

I Tried That Viral Wine & Egg Diet from Vogue

Steak, eggs, and wine? I can't afford a billionaire diet.

my wife and I tried this for a couple weeks and it works but I'd recommend putting the steak at lunchtime or breakfast if you're at all active before dinner.

I nearly passed out when I tried to exercise before dinner steak. Next time I had the steak for lunch and was A OK.

Not a veggie in sight, so your whole digestive motility was based on alcoholic diarrhea. (Been there..)

So fashionable to shit yourself in public in white dresses.

Poached if necessary

That wine is gonna kick like a mule on an empty stomach.

What, no cigarettes?

DIET: WINE AND EGGS

Steak

This is clearly fake. No mention of cocaine anywhere

A bottle of wine a day is a lot of empty calories

I can already smell the deadly farts. The force is strong with this one.

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