Wolves really are the best way to lose weight.
Either you outrun them and lose some weight, or you don't run fast enough and lose some weight
this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2025
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Rewilding is the solution!
Also elephants. I want to release elephants and see what problems that solves.
Just so long as you don't live in a right to Wolf state.
What if they have too many wolves? What you gonna do?
Wolves are territorial and will kill one another if their population gets too high.
too many wolves -> not enough food -> not too many wolves anymore
More wolves?
Whoever wrote that obviously never lived in an area with deer hunters.
hunting is only necessary in areas where wolves have been hunted to extinction
Wolves don't indiscriminate between invasive and endangered species though.
Maybe we should rethink if wolves are the best choice for the job then, eh?
You mean the guys feeding the deer, so there are more of them and easier to hunt?
No, because there's areas where deer are so prolific that they're considered pests. I knew many hunters in one such area, and nobody fed the deer, because it would have been costly and pointless.
There are so many deer in my neighborhood that you can't grow anything at ground level. They eat it all. Even decorative plants. It might be hard to believe but I'm five minutes by car from the downtown of my small city.
I think the most I've counted traveling as a group was 17.
There are a lot of hunters here. To the point where any adult male that doesn't hunt is seen as weird by a good portion of the population.