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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[–] psyspoop@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

The graphics alone make this look worth reading

[–] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Pdf version of doom from hackernews not so long ago.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

I find this segment to be particularly insightful:

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A copy of Man after Man:

This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll need more details on this

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

It's a speculative evolution book from 1990 about how mankind might evolve in the next 5 million years. Basically the premise is that due to climate change, new species of humans are engineered to survive in a more hostile world. And then it follows these new species and their further evolutions.
The creatures in the picture above are both descended from humans.
It's weird, bleak and very far fetched.

A small gallery of the various species:

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Truly morbid looking

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

I was going to say the illustrations look very 90s

[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Incredible ! I love it ! Will try to find it

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah I found it, thanks for the reply

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The Bible 2.0

An older text, reinterpreted by Meaty McMeat.

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

"Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf"

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck, Bahamas? Life imprisonment?

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Usually it’s a placeholder punishment so that the police can break in and stop you committing a crime

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Nothing too weird. Multiple manuals of objects that I own, probably the weirdest of which is a German manual for my Canon EOS 300 (I'm not German). And some machine learning papers, among which a paper from 1987, by Quinlan & Rivest, about decision trees (which is older than I am).

EDIT: Oh and another document older than me, a manual for the Minolta XG-9 that I'm lending from my dad.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

I agree it feels weird to come across files that've been around for longer than you have.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago

The Chronicon of Marcellinus Comes, apparently. Not sure why.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

A very funny NGO report on "net-enabled anarchist extremists" that talks about the SRA like it's the PLA

[–] vitrola06 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 53 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Eating a meal, a Succulent Chinese Meal

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 7 points 13 hours ago

Get your hands off my penis!

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 21 hours ago

Ah so you send me that .pdf, tuff luck

[–] mukt@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago

For burning kuran ?

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 11 points 16 hours ago

This feels pretty niche...

[–] b3an@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I don’t do that for everyone or anything like that. That’s the weirdest one. πŸ˜…

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 34 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I found the Cunt Coloring Book from the 1970's. Yes, scanned in as PDF. Yes, a few pages were already colored in, mostly psychedelic colors though.

And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of hand drawn lady parts to be colored in.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

Nothing special enough to share, nor would I even share such works, especially with all the pages stuck together..

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 22 hours ago

Ah I didn't think to look into that part of my downloads for PDFs

[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 28 points 21 hours ago
[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 19 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The technical plans for the Death Star.

[–] nebm51@drlemmy.net 7 points 14 hours ago

Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I have the working draft of this year's List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world's largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I didn't know they did this. Where can I learn more?

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[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Should add the poor man's James bond. The anarchist cookbook. The army survival manual. There is an old army improvised munitions manual.

There are lots of fun reads that should probably be held onto.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Ooh could you link me to the above?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Depends on your weird.

I write, so there's a ton of stuff on decomposition, forensics, and related subject matter that are weird by some standards.

I've got stuff on niche mythology too, for the same reason. Along with that is stuff on modern paganism, syncretic religions, and related subjects. Again, weird by some standards.

But I tend to think the morbid stuff is what would catch most people by surprise.

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