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Ah yes, PCBees
That’s a lot of bugs
Must be a Windows PC
Why do prison guards use Windows? Because it always locks up.
Alternatively:
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
These bad jokes brought to you by nerds who were around during the nineties.
Bonus! PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
Running a Bethesda game
I’ve read Children of Time, and obviously this is ant work.
Lmao I'm on the last couple of chapters of it right now and this was my exact thought.
Such a great series. I’m about halfway through Children of Ruin for my third time reading the series. Got the itch again when I heard he’s confirmed work on a fourth book.
I was so worried he’d leave it at a trilogy. Children of Memory just didn’t feel like it accomplished enough to leave it there.
8 bees is a beet
Make sure to use the right type of bees. I once tried to build a computer with spelling bees and it was eeriely prospicient.
Micro USBee
Why only US bees? Pretty racist, huh?
They can come work in the US if they have their H-1Bee visa!
I thought bees were good at spelling.
It being bees isn't too different from it being rocks
Makes more sense if anything
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
(Oops replied to post instead of comment)
In the end, it's always bees isn't it?
No, your confused with turtles
Look closer
Bees???
The bees hate prime95
Thank you bees