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Albo to Wait for Focus Group Results Before Deciding Whether He Is For or Against Ethnic Cleansing — The Shovel (theshovel.com.au)
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[–] Suspiciousbrowsing@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 1 month ago

Hits too close to home.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Oh come on, what's so bad about putting people in showers ... ohhhhhh

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's always fun to shit on Albo but our biggest ally and a world super power has lost the fucking plot.

I would focus group what I have on my toast in the morning if there was any indication it might rub Trumpf the wrong way.

do we know his stance on wholegrain?

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I am guessing they support pure American ultra-processed white bread.