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The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
Asking for a friend
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That's a bit gay
may be fake, but it is most definitely gay.
Idk, dresses are like the no homo of garments. I think they're good.
oh true you might be right, the dress cancels out the gay. Does this make it more or less fake though?
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But is it fake and the OP is gay?
I wonder how long the "pretends" remains a thing
Edit: Wrong one
The cis male urge to:
The cis male urge to:
Posted the wrong one before
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
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Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 "twink death" will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he's probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They're not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend's ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
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WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
Me when I'm attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
I've spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress "anime?"
The zoomer incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses.
...y'know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
I said it because I've known quite a few zoomer hikikomori.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
Why would they? No relevant use case.
Its like people who only read or type words, but never actually have audible conversations with those words... they have no idea how to pronounce them.
my friend pronounced Meme Me-Me the other day and I about died laughing
Yeah, it's may-may
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My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I'm a little disoriented.
Heh, different kind of ERP.
Nonetheless, you have my sympathies.
I've worked at a number of different places that changed ERP or CRM software, and it basically always involves a 3 month period of all kinds of insane errors happening due to people being unable to figure out a new UI.
Then also all the edge cases with bespoke workaronds from the old system just collapse completely, even if the managers were told 'hey this will break, we're gonna need to make a new workaround, please give us time to test it' and then the managers don't.... or, even more fun, the only guy or gal that even knew those edge cases existed, and made all the workarounds, they just quit, and then no one has any idea why a whole bunch of shit is broken.
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When it's this one: https://static.myfigurecollection.net/upload/pictures/2019/04/11/2192078.jpeg
I dunno if going around in Asuka's fit is going to make "straight" men go crazy horny, but maybe I'm not focusing enough on the crazy part. It should at least get me choked, right?
Oh, this search had motives.
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Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He's pinning a Discord femboy