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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

I think this speaks for itself

[–] Claymore@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 5 points 17 hours ago

How to get prescribed Xanax

Seems legit

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Initiative in D&D 5E

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

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[–] chillBurner@lemmy.ml 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 18 hours ago

They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] babyincubi@beehaw.org 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"

Too late, I win!

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 5 points 17 hours ago

So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

I die building a pigeon coop.

[–] agnomeunknown@lemmy.ml 6 points 18 hours ago

Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year πŸ‘€

[–] Otherbarry@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)
[–] zachimusprime44@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] donuts@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.

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[–] pip@slrpnk.net 1 points 12 hours ago

"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"

Am I going to get sacked by a dog?

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Here, don't stop! It's endless scroll meets wiki: https://wikitok.vercel.app/

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

How to Combine Documents in Microsoft Word

I always suspected

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Deathliest catch.

[–] Mishmash2000@lemmy.nz 7 points 21 hours ago

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (βŠ™_β˜‰)

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 9 points 22 hours ago
[–] pleasejustdie@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

UPDATE REQUIRED PLEASE UPDATE ON GOOGLE PLAY STORE. So I guess I die from updates.

[–] greenskye@lemm.ee 6 points 20 hours ago

'How to treat a sprained neck'

So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else

[–] MonkeyTown@midwest.social 2 points 16 hours ago

https://www.wikihow.com/Boil-Sweet-Potatoes

I think I might be going on a quest in middle earth..

[–] somenonewho@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

Wikihow article: How to make sex less painful

Painlessly in my bed, in the warm embrace of a loved one, it would seem.

[–] Corno@lemm.ee 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 17 hours ago

I guess that house wasn't abandoned

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 18 hours ago

Maybe the bunny has nasty, big, pointy teeth. I'll fetch the holy grand grenade of Antioch!

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[–] serfraser@sopuli.xyz 6 points 21 hours ago

So does the plant kill me or is there an aloe vera crime syndicate I got on the wrong side of?

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

Removing mold stains from wood flooring.

[–] tleb@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago
[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"How to Clean Leather Sandals"

I don't own leather sandals and am not sure I know anyone who does, so that is very unlikely any time soon.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 17 hours ago

Oh hey, I was wondering, could you clean my sandals for me please? I stepped into something bad at that industrial plant over there, so be careful

[–] vortexal@lemmy.ml 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I got How to Get Bulbasaur in PokΓ©mon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for a while.

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[–] Zavasay@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 20 hours ago

"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"

I hope someone tells my new job I've died!

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