This is a great illustration of Chaotic Neutral
Porn't, the new SFW
Same vibe as "everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato".
Of all places, Lemmy understands the importance and controversial nature of beans.
millennials aren't picking up the slack
Wine is a luxury industry. There is no "slack" to be picked up.
The $50 dickbutt DLC isn't scheduled to be released until a month after the launch, but for an extra $70 you can get the limited edition collectors edition at launch, that comes with a cheaply made Mario-with-a-butt-instead-of-a-head limited edition figurine.
And for $40 you can also purchase the "getting started" pack--that includes a save file where we beat the game, so you don't even have to play it. Your name, email address, and SSN will be on our first-to-finish list!
I'm gonna release a AAAAA game. It'll cost $95 and when you install it, it'll just be a romhack of Super Mario World changing all the enemy sprites into butts. There'll be a link to file complaints that just points to a terrible image made in ms paint that says "lol f u".
My stock prices gonna hit the moon.
Hmm.. on second thought, Reagan.
Samurai Jack still holds up.
I have a feeling that the political use of it will die out after the election, for what that's worth. And I don't think it will seriously impact the "Keep ______ Weird" trend, because they are celebrating weirdness (whereas the Republicans are trying to claim they're not).