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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I shook my son's hand once the day he was born and once on his wedding day. Frankly even that's a little too much

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Picturing this as a Kelly cartoon with the little baby with a "man in training" t-shirt on going go go ga ga and the dad with a "responsible heterosexual dad" on his shirt shaking his hand.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Real alphas hate their kids.

[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bobby, if you weren't my son I'd hug you.

-hank hill Bwaaa

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

yes, the only way to be a REAL man is to be a deadbeat alcoholic dad

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Most things that are good are gay.

Loving your kids is good.

So yes it's probably gay to love your kids.

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Oh, yeah. 100%.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

i can confirm it is, yes

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Is this supposed to link to something?

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Everything and everyone is gay. Like, all the time. Straight people unironically don’t really exist. No one can escape the gay, so they should stop trying.

[–] johnbrownwasright@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

If loving your kids is gay, I don't want to be straight

Death to America