this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2020
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[–] ImARabbit@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 4 years ago

The sex and intimacy in my relationship with my wife is so solid that I probably didn't need paternity tests, but I got them anyway so I could make epic owns on twitter

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has to be fake. “Paternity tested and everything”? Like he’s admitting it was under dispute or in question in the first place… unless he was the one questioning it.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Or Ben is the type of asshole to get one for any child because he doesn’t believe women are trustworthy at all

[–] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The kids real father is likely a turkey baster.

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 years ago

Please be real