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[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 111 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a large difference between these two sentences:

"Say goodbye to Tinder boys"
"Say goodbye to Tinder, boys"

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

A large difference, but they also somehow end up in the same place at the end.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

"Let's eat, Grandma!"

"Let's eat Grandma!"

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse"

"I helped my uncle jack off a horse"

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

He’d do the same for me

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 92 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The one in the middle is Belle Delphine. Unfortunately, it may not be real.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 92 points 3 weeks ago

Memes that lie?! On the internet?! Someone call the Internet police

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This meme may not be real, but this is 100% a thing.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How might one participate? Asking for myself.

[–] The_Terrible_Humbaba@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lmao I appreciate the honesty. After a quick search, I found this for you.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

I can fix her

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It depends on what she's been up to lately.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

I could absolutely see her being in prison for securities fraud.

Honestly, she probably should market a #SimpCoin, it's just free money for her.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Context: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/belle-delphines-arrest (Article explains that the mugshot is likely faked)

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 68 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Like my mom always used to say - find yourself a woman who is a catfish on the streets and a sturgeon in the sheets.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fix it Felix?

fix everything I tough

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Is this real? Asking for myself.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There really are prison pen pal sites.

This one is not real.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes there are lots of beautiful women in prison wanting to exchange letters with you. Didn't you know that? And when they ask you to send gift cards, it's definitely only because they love you

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes! Now go to my website to buy supplements that will make you bigger and last longer before your first conjugal visit. Oh, and they'll give you six pack abs.

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Many people in prison would love more human connection, some list themselves at https://writeaprisoner.com/

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Prison penpals are definitely a thing. Used to work at one of those private mailbox stores and we had a customer who got one specifically for this. She showed us a few of the letters she received and I must say they were gorgeous. Those guys spent some time behind bars practicing their handwriting.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Guys, first rule is never stick your dick in crazy. Second rule is never do it again.

But I think these women just need a positive, stable, healthy relationship.

[–] exu@feditown.com 29 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, you absolutely can fix her

I exclusively stick my dick in crazy giving me an exciting sex and relationship life.

[–] sumguyonline@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

As a person that once dated a person that had an actual psychotic break, beat me up cuz I wouldn't fight back, tried to beat the police up, and pretty much ruined my happy days for awhile... I would need to know the inmates criminal history, and their mental history, I mean I could date a federal inmate if they were in for embezzlement, or theft of 10k or more if it was from a non corporate entity, but "I tried to kill my husband with a knife". Naw I'm good.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Love After Lockup is full of extremely healthy relationships.

Yes, yes, I know, and in fact one does lost interest after a while. Still, some reality trash can be interesting in the first season or two when they're gathering the initial crop of free-range crazy instead of raising their own herd. Frankly, I'm surprised we haven't seen a proper "SovCit" reality franchise.

George Constanza was truly ahead of his time

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

*These photos were curated from 20,000 inmate photos

[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 1 points 3 weeks ago

Still would!