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AteTheOnion

Why are Max's abs sore?

Because Planck's constant.

The problem stems from other people's lack of interest in this topic. No cap.

Sound like human

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Yes, first you pet them on the outside, then you pet them on the inside.

What a cat-ass-trophy

There's also OXYGEN in the WATER, the stuff that causes METAL to RUST and they want you to DRINK IT?!?

Oompa loompa doopa dee dit

He wants to swallow some of our spit

Oompa loompa doopa dee dah

Aim at his mouth and go hawk tuah

But I thought sharing a lady's insides is still not gay as long as your balls aren't touching?

Smoking saved Scotty and killed Spock. Leonard Nimoy died of COPD from smoking.

Why is this so important? It's just some germs.

Bro, it's literally called B. cereus