Why didn’t they just open it with a screwdriver and pry bar? Or steal the whole bus stop?
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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Man steps into bus whole bus stop on his back. Bus driver doesn't even flinch. Happens every day.
Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Can’t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.
Get a long industrial chain, tie it around the display, drag the whole thing away with a truck. Drag all the way out to the middle of nowhere and then take your time figuring out how to break, take part, cut, burn, explode or destroy the glass.
Box truck with Faraday cage for blocking gps.
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Just get a ute and some angle grinders, detach the entire thing from the bus stop at the dead of night and take your time to work on it at home
Just make sure your hiding your identity
Use a super common ute with a number plate switcher that rolls the number plates and switch number plates in a large enough area with camera deadspots
Then ditch the car somewhere, light it up to incinerate it and switch to another vehicle in another camera deadspot