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If you just took a shower and your balls are still "dirty" your problem isn't the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he's right.
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
The Germans have a word for people like you
Mädchenküsser
So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.
I was just making a joke, nothing serious
;_; I know, I'm asking you to explain the joke please because I also like to laugh.
And also because now I'm genuinely curious about how it's used if it's actual slang.
It’s not actual slang, just saying he kisses girls as a way to subvert expectations to “there’s a word for people like you” where an insult normally follows but this is just a “okay” moment
If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer
The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.
By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.
You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)
Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?
If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.
do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢
If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I'll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
I just use a hair dryer. Wife made me get my own though.
I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
It's just more skin for fucks sake.
and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
at least that's what I tell myself...
To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.
There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.
No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.
This meme is so old the towel has dementia.
Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?
Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?
Me? I just air dry.
I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker
If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn't matter. It's not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
You use the edges for the balls exclusively
Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.
Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.
Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.
i'm single and i have two separate towels,,, but to be honest i only use the big one for everything, the small one is so guests don't dry their hands on the towel that dries my entire body