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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The older you get, the more things are like programming in bash.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The sad thing is that even chatgpt can't program in bash. I just want a simple script and every single time it just doesn't work. I always just end up saying "write this in python instead".

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

I don’t write very small shell scripts because I am not a job destroyer.

[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is why I finally switched to nushell.

[–] Kissaki@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’d been considering it for awhile, but thought it wasn’t worth the trouble of switching until I realized just how often I do things the tedious manual way because writing a bash script to do it is so arcane

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My google history hits for powershell for loop is is in the dozens.

[–] Pixelbeard@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Je comprend tellement! Je répond en français pour ma première réponse sur Lemmy juste pour voir comment ça va être géré!

[–] Pixelbeard@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I so understand! Answering I. French for my first Lemmy reply just to see how it’s handled.

Realizing now that language selection is mainly for people filtering. It be cool if it auto translated for people that need it.

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[–] DarkShaggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I feel same with regex....

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

VLOOKUP. Every time. Also Catan Cities and Knights.

[–] wwb4itcgas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I have a confession to make: Unless shell script is absolutely required, I just use Python for all my automation needs.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Or it’s because other people are assholes. And write shit garbage. And then you go to fix a bug or add an enhancement. And then you are stuck.

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