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8% and these rich folks are having a hissy fit? I lose more than that in a month when my car breaks down!
Is his face getting Charlie kirked? Or did he fuck up the beard/makeup? Or have I just seen too many of those shitposts of bad photoshops? Whatever it is his face is looking smaller and weirder than it used to.
It’s a thing going around posting chubby Vance, often with baby talk about the zalensky thank you thing.
It even transcends across borders and languages.
"Mr Zelensky, have you ever said 'thank you'?"
I can't even recognise his real face any more.
Jesus wept. He looks like Bam Margera.
Same economic knowledge
And almost as mentally stable
"My name is J.D Vance, and this is Trump 2.0"
[Minutemen - Corona plays as we see a montage of the last two weeks news]
Wtf? Should I empty my 401k
No, you shouldn't empty your 401k; that's a huge taxable event.
What you might consider, though, is reallocating the funds within it. For example, I exchanged a big chunk of my US stock market index fund for an international stock index fund a day or so ago.
Which one
In my case, VTSAX -> VTIAX. But obviously it varies depending on what funds are available to you, your particular investment goals, etc. Also, trying to time the market is often regarded as a fool's errand; the only reason I even considered it is the extraordinary circumstance regarding systemic and sovereign risk going on in the US right now.
Yes, you capitalist pig. Invest in GUNS for DA REVOLUTION (this is not financial advice)
This is not financial advice, but trying to time the market is usually not a good idea.
Despite the absolute shitshow that's going on right now, I don't expect capitalism to implode. Yet.
Sadly.
He was great in the original Willy Wonka.