The only moral ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism is my ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
exactly
I mean....ok.
that means we can storm the capital and it's ok, right?
is this from the Bee Movie reboot?
Just a lil' FYI: you can use a marker/pen to draw on slices of cheese before you need to toss them "somewhere" and start another piece.
Cheese? only use American and only in extremely hot areas.
The real joy is using slices of bologna.
Or, if you want to go hard, get some sponges and soak them in acetone. But that's not for Cybertrucks. They need lemon juice and salt. Just mix up a batch and fill a squirt gun.
Well then, shouldn't be long before we're all terrorists, seeing as this won't be the end of it.
Fun fact: a replacement windshield for a tesla is on average 1,200 - 2,000 dollars because of their dumb as fuck design
Cyberwindshield: $1200
Cyberwindshield wiper: 3 months backorder
Making a Nazi supporter cry: priceless
I heard the horse cock of a windshield wiper is almost irreplaceable because it's 4 feet long and in limited supply.
It's also made significantly more expensive by the fact that it IS an actual cock from a horse.
Purebred only, on Musk's insistence.
Hand picked by the man himself I hear
Inspired by the Bible.
You're not technically wrong since they were just early to the party with driver assistance & Lane departure warning/avoidance systems, but since the USA made those types of systems mandatory for all cars in 2023, most vehicles 2023+ will now have a similar cost.
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for context the windshield of a big ass semi truck costs between $65-225 or just 18% at worst or 3% at best
and they're pretty large too
For the cybertruck? The design of the others are mostly reasonable, I would assume every replacement part for the cybertruck is much more expensive since it's so fucking ridiculous. I've never had to replace a windshield fortunately so I don't know how much they normally cost.
'mostly reasonable' they integrate into the roof glass and their shape makes them 10x the price of a new windshield
I can get a replacement for a 2010 Ford for about 200$
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Oh noo, it caused mass terror throughout the country ... when people saw mildly vandalised pre-shitty cars, PTSD for life.
Gotta be one of the biggest/fastest drops in a company’s stock value since Cutthroat Island opened in theaters.
How many police officers got killed when those cybertrucks got spraypainted?
0s of them
So what you're saying is: the only wqy to not be a terrorist is to threaten elected officials until I get my way?
I'm off to be an upstanding citizen.
Can't be any elected official, the waiver only applies toward a specific group.
And you have to belong to a specific group.
Pantone of racism
Plutocracy: Destroy Capitol? Ok. Destroy Capital? Not on my watch!
Remember, Trump doesn't say things that are true - or even things he thinks are true - he only says things that he thinks will benefit him to say. So yes, it benefits him to say Jan 6 wasn't domestic terrorism, and that vandalism of his boss' cars is domestic terrorism.
great title
ohh I see it now...
It’s always the opposite with these weirdos.
This isn't even vandalism. Zero windshields were harmed by the paint.
Terrorism only applies to brown or poor people.
If you’re rich you get a free pass to do anything including genocide.
It's only rich people who can boycott Teslas (poor folk wouldn't afford them in the first place) so it must be pardonable to boycott! Problem solved!
They're clearly destabilizing the countries integrity by checks notes vandalizing cars! Property damage is obviously much worse than actual violence, so long as the property is expensive enough. /s
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