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Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.
Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
I dont't know lulz
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
An undercover Corgi mission.
Just broke.
Mind control cereal
It wouldn't.
Death by snusnu
Some catty wampas, likely.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Mine is pretty obvious.
....that last step will be a doozy.
Cat.
Impressively.
quickly
Obesity, and bounciness.
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
No idea
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Struck by railgun fire.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Well shit.
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.