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If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 days ago by AnonomousWolf@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[–] snail@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

It finally caught up to me

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

[–] hitstun@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

Someone held the Alt key while you were mashing F4.

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[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

🤨

[–] oxytocin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Happily.

[–] bilnkandmissit@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I’ll never know. I blinked.

[–] Calcifer@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 day ago

My flame will be extinguished.

[–] Morti@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

The deadliest kind of death

[–] notthatcreative@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Meh…

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Lots of beans

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

Tree

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

lol idk

[–] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 day ago

I've seen Monty Python before.

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's fairly self explanatory

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[–] UncleJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't think its widely used anymore

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Whelp...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

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[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Mine is pretty obvious.

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemm.ee 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I wanna know

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[–] arch@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

beaten to death with a hoe

[–] PeaceNBullets@lemm.ee 34 points 2 days ago

Ceasefire Violation?

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

He died doing what he loved!

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gluttony

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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

[–] HaveMeOnYourPodcast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Doxxed by H3?

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

[–] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Starving, because I couldn't remember where I hid my nuts.

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[–] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh god

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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I am just going outside and may be some time...

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Well...

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere

[–] cassowary@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Very painfully

[–] Incorgnito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

An undercover Corgi mission.

[–] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

[–] Agent_Orange@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Oh, no…

[–] ChronicMasturbator@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 days ago

Uhhhh.

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