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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Friends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

But don't send me your poor people. .. Unless they are carrying eggs. Then let them come... we'll keep the eggs and send the people back.

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 45 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.

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[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Implement fucking price controls before you beg for European eggs ffs

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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 38 points 5 days ago

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

[–] Argyle13@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And they all answered "yes, you can eat our eggs, but not how you would expect"

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Mexico's got some huevos for the U.S to suck on

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What does it mean the US has reached out? Individual store chains? State governments? Certainly not Trump.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Likely USDA which is under one of his appointees so either way very dumb.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. ... ... ... Can you spot me $50 until payday?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (2 children)

America is basically the scumbag Steve meme from the early Internet.

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[–] withabeard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

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[–] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 days ago

Is this some kind of sick joke?? Get fucked.

[–] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?

Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.

Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Maybe it's time for Europe to make a Trump-style "deal" with the US for Ukraine

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Didn't their leader said they don't need to rely on other countries?

[–] lemel@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 days ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

That would increase the prices in the exporting countries. It's not as if there's such a huge surfeit that they're being destroyed.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Friendly reminder that eggs aren't a required part of a healthy diet, from your friendly neighborhood vegan!

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[–] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago

America, Fuck You Asshole!

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