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[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 100 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My favorite moment as a camp counselor for twice exceptional kids was when an autistic camper got into an argument with another counselor about the historical/mythological accuracy of this movie (camper insisted it was a terrible movie in mythological terms), and eventually the counselor got frustrated and said "fine, go write me a paper on it" and the camper went off to bed

About an hour later the kid pops his head out his door and asked how long he wanted the paper.

The same kid ended up eating a laundry pod later that summer.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn, now that's a job I want to get. How do you find jobs like this?

[–] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha, this was a camp run through a local private university, so I'd check places like that

Huh. I live next to a public uni. I'll see if they do something similar.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Google "camp counselor job"

glad to help 🤙

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

I dub that kid Anakin in Mustafar, the counselor clearly underestimated his power 🤣

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zeus is a shapeshifter, you can never be certain someone isn't his son.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well. They might be his daughter

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Like Melinoë

Anyone know if hades ever knew Zeus was her real father?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does it matter? Hades would take care of her regardless, he is the responsible Olympian.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ah, the American education system...

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the only real things are in disney movies. anything that's not in a disney movie is not real

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago

I get a similar tick when some people claim that The Little Mermaid takes place in Denmark because it was written by HC Andersen. No, it literally doesn't. We don't have palm trees and mountains like the ones in the movie. And even in the original fairytale from the 1800s, it is very heavily implied that the prince lives in a fairytale country that borrows from the Mediterranean, Middle East and India. Even in the original illustrations for the story, there are palm trees and a arab looking palace in the background of one of the illustrations.

HC wanted to put the reader in the mermaids place. Give them the same longing for another world that she had. If he had set thr story in Copenhagen it wouldn't have captured the imagination of 1800s Dane the same way. He managed to make these gorgeous descriptions of the strange and beautiful country the prince is from. There is a reason why Edmund Dulac designed the prince the way he did in his illustration work for the story in the early 1900s.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is no such thing as 'the American educational system.'

Each state makes its own rules, and each town has its own board of education. One place may decide to spend $5 million building a football stadium and not spend anything on new books; the town next door might have college level labs.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And collectively, that's the American system

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I attended a top 100 public high school in America, where we were taught Greek and Roman mythology. The problem wasn’t that the subject wasn’t offered, it was that a sizable portion of students weren’t paying attention. Even among those who did, few retained the knowledge beyond the next exam. The real issue with American education isn’t just what’s being taught but how it’s being taught. Subjects aren’t presented in a way that truly engages students or encourages long-term retention.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

As a Dane, I have had many a non Scandinavian try and educate me on Norse mythology too and their knowledge is based on those godawful Marvel movies and comics.

They usually get very confused when they learn that Thor and Loki aren't brothers. That Loki and Odin are the ones who are blood brothers. It's like it doesn't compute in their heads. And for those who don't know, blood brothers in old scandinavian culture was two men slicing their hands and clasping their wounded hands together to mix blood. That was a way to forge an alliance and an oath of loyalty as strong as if you came out of the same womb. I'm pretty sure it was still practiced in more recent times as well. Probably died out when AIDS became the big scary thing, but I dunno. I just have vague memories of older people telling me about doing the blood oath when they were young.

In any case, it is just super fun to have your culture reduced to a cringe American comic book where Thor looks nothing like Thor and Valhalla looks like ass and literally none of the gods look right according to their descriptions in mythology. Couldn't even give Sif her golden hair, could they?

[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a bit surprised that the MCU is that far off. I thought they’d have a little more respect for the source material.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Add the '/s' because it's 2025 and sarcasm is dying.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Norse Mythology is absolutely sick.

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[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It actually would be easier to list all the children Zeus didn't have

I'll start:

  • Geryon
  • Pegasus
  • Bellerophon
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Just you wait 'til I do some time traveling shenanigans!" - Zeus

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

oh no i didn't know they had time travel

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Now list the people who aren't related to Genghis

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have to ask: wasn't Hercules Roman? I thought the Greek equivalent was Heracles. Thus Hercules is actually the son of Jupiter, no?

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The average person thinks Heracles is a mispronounciation of Hercules

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just had a chance to look it up and yes, Heracles is the son of Zeus and Alcmene, and Hercules is the son of Jupiter and Alcmena. So Disney was wrong too as it turns out, and the Xitter OP should have known better.

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[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't forget about the ones he ate...

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Wasn't that Kronos, his father?

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yes, IIRC... Kronos swallowed a bunch of his children, except Zeus, whom Kronos' wife Rhea hid from him... and provided Kronos a stone in the swaddling of a baby, which Kronos believed was Zeus, and swallowed that instead.

Then Zeus grows up in the wilderness with... some kind of entity aiding him, different versions of the story vary.

Grown up Zeus eventually gives Kronos a chalice of... magic poison, basically, and then Kronos vomits up all of his previously swallowed children... who are all basically fully functional adults now.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm definitely wrong. I was thinking of a painting, which is actually of Saturn. I think the myths are similar, but I'm not as familiar with them.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact: we don't know that painting was actually depicting "saturn devouring his son" it was found painted on a basement wall when Goya passed and they named it that and just really really hoped it wasn't a pickman's model situation

Totally forgot about that story.

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[–] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Mainly yes, but Zeus also ate pregnant Metis. Athena was born inside him and cut his forehead to get out.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I thought Hephaestus split Zeus' head open to release (a fully grown and armored) Athena, who has been hammering in his head building the armor and causing him terrible headaches.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Patron god of recycling!

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that just an obvious joke told with a straight face for double effect?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every time I think it's an obvious joke and no one is that stupid I'm reminded that Trump won reelection after trying to overthrow (liberal) democracy.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It would be a hilarious joke if he wasn't being serious.

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