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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It looks like a Saw location.

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the hotel in Silent Hill 2.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Check for secret rooms in the basement

https://youtu.be/GUDcSeUvkOw

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it for the whole building? Where's it located?

105k might be a steal for the land alone

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought it might be with the two entrances. I'm kind of surprised this unit is so bad without making the whole building condemnable

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

That's what amazes me. Unless something drastic has gone rapidly wrong (dead resident, closed windows, heating on high, etc - I have friends in housing with horror stories about people exploding), how have the other residents not kicked off about this as it must be... impacting them too.

It definitely feels like there is a story to be told there.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a house and depending on the location, yes it would have. The land is often the most expensive part of buying a house

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 1 month ago

I looked it up. It's located in Thamesmead near the Thames. The auction went for £117 000 for the shown unit, not the entire building, and the land is leased. No explanation for the mold.

https://auctionhouselondon.co.uk/lot/11-eastgate-close-thamesmead-london-se28-8pj-281629

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If its $105k in a place with manicured lawns and close neighbors, as seen in the first photo, then there's mold and rot all the way through to the frame and the underground pipes are wrecked too. But that still leaves the slab and service hookups.

$105k still sounds OK until you start to realize the demo and remediation costs.

[–] waz@feddit.uk 19 points 1 month ago

Frame? This is in London, so it’s going to be blockwork and brickwork. The only frame would be the roof trusses.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 month ago

If you could convince the sellers to rent it for an afternoon, and you have a high quality camera, you could get some amazing digital assets for some horror video games.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely sweetens the deal!

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Organically shortened to half-length!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

She's a bit of a fixer-upper. Oh, and you should really like breathing mould spores.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Damn, next Silent Hill looks so realistic?

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

You also get extra mold and bonus rodents for no additional charge!

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 month ago

That looks like even the mould has mould growing on it.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 13 points 1 month ago

The ladder in the second picture is to let everyone know it's being worked on.

The comfortable but rotting chair in the second picture is to enjoy a rest between hard work sessions with the ladder.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are the evil spirits included in the price?

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Technically they own the flat, you'd be their tenant!

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That looks like a 10 unit building. Say you can make it fifteen when you rebuild. Average US cost of a condo is about $350,000. About $5,240,000. Worth it to do a total tear down and rebuild.

edit = silly me. They want $105k for one apartment in that mess.

Caramba!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was 105k for one flat.

We might need a link to more information.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, here is the Rightmove link - 2 bedroom flat, not the whole building.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

edited my comment

You have the eyes of an eagle, and the noble soul of a warrior!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You are too generous - it's a pity everything else is fucked. 🤣

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

$4k/mo, plus utilities.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Only 105K to buy Dracula's ACTUAL mansion? Bargain!

[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Silent Hill vibes

[–] Damage@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago

Did they raise hogs in there?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It looks like a fire-damaged apartment in an otherwise nice building, and it could be worth a lot more than 105k in the right location.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago

Those photos don't look like fire damage.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think the damage was caused by feral hogs, not fire.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think they're feral anymore if they live in an apartment.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Considering some of the flatmates I've had, I don't think the two are mutually exclusive.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

only 105 grand microsievert per hour? what a blast