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Lmao ok ill just follow best practices and end up inadvertently writing an orm from scrach then 🙆‍♀️

Whatever this guy supposedly architects, it ain't software.

This might be my type of job. I ssh into a server and build the backend using bash scripting in nano. HTML and CSS is also done using nano on the live server. No SCRUM needed. We have a large group of testers we refer to as "customers", and they pay for the privilege.

Lol. Let’s ban accountability, refactoring, and debugging, never work alone, never coordinate, avoid productivity, and refuse ownership—then scream when things break, don’t integrate, and fall behind schedule.

"This is all your fault!" built-in. Why didn't you intuitively know what myX is supposed to do and how it's used?

Provocation just for "engagement" really. 102 comments so, to some degree, it works.

E: Guys, it's satire. Lol.

That's great! I wouldn't want to work for him anyway.

Hating on Lombok and setters simultaneously seems contradictory.

In an effort to make the post full of engagement bait, the dude ironically made it less engaging.

Remove every bullet point except Lombok, and you got yourself a proper flame war.

Code Ownership

Lol did someone try and make him maintain the shitty code he wrote

Just build whatever you want on prod and disappear after the deadline so they can never ask you to update your code

Golang outside of infrastructure

What does that even mean?

Ideal situation: single guy working from home, no pets. Neighbors describe him as "pretty quiet" or "I dunno."

There are two types of software engineers: those who are anxious and those who are narcissistic and grandiose. This guy is easy to place in the latter category.

NGL I was on board at the first line. He lost me quickly after though

• ORM's

1. Place ALL of the business logic in stored procedures.
2. Eliminate the backend.
3. Make the front end connect directly to the database.
4. ~~Profit~~
5. Introduce tons of bugs and terrible performance.
6. Database is compromised within five minutes of going live.

When you don't have a downvote button, all you get is an echo chamber

He didn’t rule out BASIC so he good in my books.

This feels like a facetious post because what. There’s no way he’s serious

No mutable types? So like.. no lists? no for ... i++?

I get that there are alternative approaches, but I don't quite see why you'd want to go to that extreme with this idea? It's useful for some applications but even for a simple video game it's likely not helpful.

Extroverts cannot comprehend introverts.

Good riddance.