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[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 460 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

I really thought this was going to be a satire post about the Yemen bombing Signal chat group leak based off the reddit title.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 125 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was inspired to post this story in light of recent events.

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[–] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

I don't blame you, thought the same and already seen a few today.

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[–] polle@feddit.org 44 points 4 days ago

Thought at first that its a meme about the signal groupchat that was leaked currently and then read its discord and its 1 year old.

[–] ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 51 points 5 days ago

Still not sure whether OP is Pete Hegseth.

[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wow this must be the biggest group text leak ever.

[–] Mikrochip@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can hardly even imagine one that's worse

[–] Krompus@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

👊 🇺🇸 🔥

[–] Sprawl@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don’t talk shit about people behind their back. It always has a way of getting out because it’s clearly how you feel when their is no filter in place.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I used to talk shit people to their face and compliment them behind their back. Thought it was cool. Anyways, didn't work at the workplace.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago

Derek sounds like a real one. That poster lacks so much situational awareness they'd fall into an open manhole like in a cartoon.

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 219 points 6 days ago (23 children)

If the contents of my friends' group chat got leaked... people would just think we're fucking idiots, not terrible people.

Good work, Derek. Be better, losers in that chat.

[–] amanneedsamaid@sopuli.xyz 42 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I think that's obtuse, comedy has no limits: As long as you don't act upon uncomfortable / morally reprehensible ideas you joke about, you aren't any worse or better than if you had never joked about it. I would argue that exposing a bunch of people for what they joke about with no evidence that they've actually done something wrong is far worse than joking about offensive subjects. (one has zero negative affects, the other has many)

(I must say I disagree completely with that guy sharing messages from his girlfriend- that piece is very weird and a total breach of trust)

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Keep in mind the source of this story. The author has every reason to describe the stuff on their group chat sound tame, so if it sounds bad, it's probably 3 times worse than that.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 24 points 5 days ago (3 children)

(I must say I disagree completely with that guy sharing messages from his girlfriend- that piece is very weird and a total breach of trust)

My impression from the original post was that kind of stuff was what drove most of the fallout. Leaked off color memes aren't going to ruin people's relationships, but leaked shit talk or breaches of someone else's privacy will.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 61 points 5 days ago

I love how the government is now just assholes in a shitty group chat.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 105 points 6 days ago (4 children)

If I had to explain some of my in-group chats, it would be complicated and awkward, but not life-destroying.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 90 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (19 children)

I think my saved memes are 50/50 funny and concerning

The thing is, on Lemmy these are pretty normal... but for my very conservative grandma who hardly understands what a lesbian is...

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago

You just concentrated 4 top tier shitposts into a single comment.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (49 children)

Ah yes, "cocksucker" as the first insult to come to mind, the sign of a good person

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

Derek is the fucking GOAT

[–] azalty@jlai.lu 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Leaking PMs between you and an ex is a dick move 😵

[–] SleafordMod@feddit.uk 9 points 4 days ago

Good guy Derek

[–] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (19 children)

Shitposting is just pretending to be stupid/racist/shitty for laughs/attention, right? Pretty low form of humor, if you ask me (no one did), but I'm also guessing a lot of shitposters aren't just pretending.

I like a laugh as much as the next person, but we can't sit around going "Why are people in this country so fucking stupid/racist/shitty?" while simultaneously elevating "acting" stupid to some high form of humor. You see how that's counterproductive, right?

“Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.” - Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason


*“Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.” - Jason Garrett-Glaser*

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think it is that people are saying shitposting is a higher form of humor, but that it requires a level of trust that you know the people you're shitposting with know you and know you're joking. Lack of that leads to your second quote.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I once had a group chat that got leaked. There's a possibility that it may have involved some light treason.

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[–] Laereht@lemmy.world 79 points 6 days ago

Oh no. The consequences of my own actions have come back to haunt me

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I would never feel bad about that, have you ever had girls show you their gcs? I'm traumatized

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[–] Loce@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pete Hegseth, is that you?

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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The world needs more Dereks

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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 56 points 6 days ago

I thought this was going to be satire about the Atlantic editor being accidentally included in war room group chats. Lol.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (13 children)

To narcissists, everything is someone else's fault.

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[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If my group chats got leaked they would just think we were all idiots who love vehicles and watching people get hurt or make really dark jokes.

Nothing really personal other than always posting really cringe crap and then tagging someone who we know it'll piss off and telling them that it reminded us of them.

Yeesh

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[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Be careful who you trust and only post things online that you wouldn't mind everyone in your life seeing. Never trust the internet.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I would love for my 40k groups five year group chat to be leaked. My theories about Alpharius is valid I tell you.

Nononono, dont go! We haven't even gotten to the part with Valdor, and the Emperor yet.

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[–] LongboardingLad@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't have my group chats leaked if I don't have any!

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I suddenly feel better about my group chats, it's all gay memes, positivity and anti-capitalist revolution.

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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

never admit to the group chat leaks.

Always be shitposting. They can never catch you offguard if you don't stop.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Shitposting is one thing. Without knowing what the war memes were, I can't say one way or another.

Sharing private chats from your girlfriend? Yeah, that's too far.

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[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i wouldn't have guessed that reading the comments of this would lead to blocking another lemmyworld user. it's amazing how much better a conversation can be when you get rid of the actual shit

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