son_named_bort

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The amount of people your age is only going down with time. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That number still remains at zero.

Guess the Episode [Easy] in c/futurama@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

It's the one where Scruffy gets a $300 haircut.

Time to go to the Soup Store in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Don't go to the soup Nazi though. Make him mad and it's no soup for you!

Except medieval peasants had more holidays than modern Americans in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We don't even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.

Daniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first names in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

James Taylor

America has no culture in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where are the cavemen?

Jerry Jones: The sunlight at our stadium is part of our home-field advantage in c/nfl@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What home field advantage?

And guess what, that works. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It's basically for the same reason stores charge $19.99 instead of $20.

I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

East? I thought you said weast.

Sounds crazy till ya try it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
Doomsday in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Did Garfield eat lasagna again?

What was around or ended more recently than people think? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

In MLB, the National League and American League didn't have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

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Is Batman a Scientist? (lemmy.world)
 

Could he stop a runaway monorail?

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Why is there no Christmas version of Spirit Halloween? (lemmy.world)
 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

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Non-suspicious Van (lemmy.world)
 
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I Hear You Like Vans, Well Here's Van Morrison (lemmy.world)
 
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It's True, But She Shouldn't Say It (lemmy.world)
 
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River (lemmy.world)
 
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Is it a Felony to Tease the Order Box? (lemmy.world)
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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