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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a dog in this horse.

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a race in this fight.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't fight in other people's races."

Implies that my fighting is done strictly at my own behest:-).

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My two favorite malaphors:

  • It's not rocket surgery.
  • We will burn that bridge when we get to it.
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s all water under the fridge at this point.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure what's the idiom with "fridge" in it.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There isn’t one, it’s a malaphor imposter!

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Malaphor, my new favorite word Also: "she looks like she's been through the run of the mill"

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 1 week ago

"He looks like he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down."

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 4 points 1 week ago

I use those both regularly. And people seem totally unable to tell whether I am doing it on purpose.

[–] ggppjj@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Shit or get out of the kitchen" is my current favorite malaphor.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I use "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" pretty frequently myself

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"not the sharpest knife in the cookie jar"

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[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I don't have a hot dog in this bun" - me to the Costco worker.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Whatever guy, it's like $2 and I know you just swallowed the whole damn thing, but here, sure, I'll give you another one while you hold your bag with 5 pounds of hot pockets and a 3L bottle of Johnny Walker blue. "

-the Costco worker

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not a native English speaker, but in my experience "I don't have a horse in this race" seems more common.

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a native, and I'd agree. But it's a funny post so, I'll ignore that.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

IMO, "dog in this fight" is more common where Ive lived: Appalachia, mid-Atlantic, Midwest. I wouldn't be surprised if it also varies by region, class, etc.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

"He was like a dildo in a lightbulb store: wasn't the brightest, but never failed to please his teacher."

[–] kubica@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago

Grim? Tell spanish people: "I don't have a candle in this burial."

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I don't have a horse in this dog": incoherent, fanciful, drunk

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.

[–] Randomdude@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I prefer, due to my white trash rural roots:

"That dog won't hunt."

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"I don't have a race-fight in this horse-dog" : questionable morals; supernatural or sci-fi undertones; a good chance for double-takes, perhaps even the odd triple-take

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[–] myslsl@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have a don't in this don't.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

This is the true evolution

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Depends whether their cow is in a ditch

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

that is not my beer

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I don't have any skin in this game"

Who's betting pieces of skin?

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's a YouTuber named Memoria Matters who has an inside joke that she's trying to popularize the idiom "too many dogs on the dance floor". I'm pretty sure it doesn't have any particular meaning, however. It came up quite a few times during her Alien: Isolation let's play, however.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I dont have a horse in this fight" makes sense if context is Calvary charge. I dk im drunk.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And a dog in this race for greyhound racing

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know. I don't have a horse in this dogfight. Still working on his pilot's license.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 2 weeks ago

The older "Dog in the hunt" is a bit less grim.

Unless you're a fox...

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't have a monkey in this circus"

[–] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

i have no beef in this stew

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

"I don't have a child with this horse."

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, that does provoke strong imagery. That's a great looking dog in a great looking race. I hope he wins.

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

did someone say synthesis?

[–] BCOVertigo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

'Corn Maze' by Aesop Rock

"The phone pings from a pillow fort in a corn maze. I don't have a horse in your war games"

https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=gqY2CNMsFKw

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