abfarid

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I remember this joke usually involving eggs. But I suppose that had to be changed, for reasons.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

Just depends on the location. In some places the climate is projected to become milder.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Parallel universe when
perpendicular universe walks in

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[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It will likely not make the planet inhospitable to all people, just some. In fact, a bunch of people will benefit from it, like those living in colder climates (at least for some time).

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 12 points 3 days ago (5 children)

They would just build climate-controlled domes.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 5 days ago

Then I misunderstood and was thinking of a different adjustment of the head. The one I was thinking about us when you wedge the screwdriver behind the head and bend it otwards a little for better contact. For that you need a flat tool.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Don't you use a flathead for that?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago

Uses Too Many Big Words

Contention

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 25 points 1 week ago (12 children)

How can one be chronologically disappointed? Did you mean "chronically"?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So she wants to go to jail if she wakes up with a headache?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

I have 1GB/m and rarely use half of it. I just don't watch YT when I'm outside. And it's plenty for looking at beans on Lemmy.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago

It was obviously sarcasm with that 100ths precision rating.

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