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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I loved the Fargate seasons so much!

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for filling some of us in. I thought for sure this was a rule34 situation

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Release the lawyers! Set the litigators to maximum strength! Increase ship velocity to ramming speed!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's been a legal breech on decks nine through twelve .... we're losing dozens of filing cabinets of legal documents .. on company letterhead!!!! ... and investigators are boarding the ship!!

[–] catreadingabook@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Casualties... 8 crew members subpoenaed, 15 sent to mandatory arbitration. Let's not let their sacrifices be in vain. Ready the counterclaims. Prepare to file!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Lawyers in nice Italian suits marching with expensive brief cases down the corridors ..... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

Lawyer gets blasted in the chest with multiple laser fire .... falls over ... another lawyer takes his place ... "Prepare to be appealed, litigation is futile"

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Man, that one guy in this cheap Star Trek knockoff looks a lot like Crichton.
And she looks a lot like Sam from Stargate...

Oh. Oh no...

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no? This is a still from one of the top two episodes of Stargate SG-1!

If you haven't seen 200, I highly recommend you give it a watch

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When they do The farscape skitt is hilarious.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Okay, you got me, I have no idea what that is.

[–] thepreciousboar@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's up with the jacked guy on the back? Is that standard issue uniform?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's too buff for standard uniform

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 48 points 1 year ago

Indeed.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You wanna tell the God of War to button his shirt, go ahead.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Star Wars: Trek to Babylon 5: Through the FarGate.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure you could've fit in a Doctor, and Red Dwarf reference in there. Perhaps even Lexx

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oooh... what's Lexx? I haven't even heard of that one before.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Old show from the early 00s. Very spoofy. Rhymes with sex for a reason.

[–] JWBananas@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was on a cloaked cargo ship, on a simple three-hour reconnaissance mission...

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 8 points 1 year ago

Now the ship's aground on the shore of this uncharted desert planet...

[–] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago

Legit this was one of the best episodes. Fucking hilarious.