this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Facky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I forgot about the southern hemisphere and was like "Did I lose 6 months?"

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Typical imperial mindset. smh

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Winters are bourgeois decadence that I will never be able to afford doggirl-cry

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If you're ever sad, remember SAD stands for Sheep Auto Drafter, and mandatory sheep EID came into effect at the start of 2025

[–] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They made the sheep Muslim?

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Inshallah, the sheep know the true one to follow

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly now I'm just thinking about billions of sheep in abusive chains for the crime of being fluffy and unable or unwilling to wage war.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

The sheep don't know they outnumber us. If they allied with the chickens they could take this place whenever they wanted

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Better than a sheep IED I suppose.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

much cooler than wallowing in self pity because the sun is up wrong or it's a bit chilly or whatever the reason is.