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[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 points 6 hours ago

The most unbelievable thing about this is the US military refraining from shooting the fuck out of something that wasn’t a threat.

[–] mousefad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 18 hours ago

$3000 a month per room, excluding bills.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 38 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The most unbelievable thing about this story is that the US military saw something that wasn't a threat and left it alone

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lud@lemm.ee -2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Well, they believe that they are the world police.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

the orgs themselves don't. really. they don't want those missions.

presidents with wild ideas and congress, on the other hand, have been known to push the mil in that direction.

but look at the doctrine and history, the military does not want that mission. the US barely participates in UN & NATO peacekeeping deployments. we prefer 'enemy here, bomb them' kind of clear cut objectives.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Of course you don't participate in peacekeeping missions. You guys don't want peace. You quite obviously want war.

[–] Tin@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

There wasn't any oil in it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It wasn't a threat, so we left it alone

That's how the Greeks defeated the Trojans. What if there were Spartans in that house? 🤦‍♂️

[–] teddy2021@sh.itjust.works 16 points 21 hours ago

The pacific garbage patch is getting out of control.

And you still can't afford the down payment.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 191 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Item #: SCP-4974

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

SCP-4974 is currently adrift in the Pacific Ocean, approximately 1,300 km southwest of Hawaii. Due to its unpredictable movements and the absence of propulsion, satellite surveillance via Orbital Tracking Array Delta-12 is to remain active at all times. No direct approach is to be made without O5 clearance. Naval units encountering SCP-4974 are to maintain a distance of no less than 5 km and report visual contact immediately.

Any civilian reports regarding a “floating house” are to be intercepted and discredited via standard disinformation protocols (“maritime hallucination” narrative).

Description:

SCP-4974 is a single-story manufactured home of unknown origin, structurally consistent with prefabricated housing models from the early 2000s. SCP-4974 is capable of sustained buoyancy and locomotion without any observable propulsion system. It does not appear to be affected by ocean currents or prevailing winds and exhibits irregular movement patterns across the Pacific Ocean.

Interior scans reveal standard furniture placement, though all appliances appear to be non-functional and lack any power source. Despite this, observers at a distance of over 1 km report seeing lights flickering on and off within SCP-4974 and silhouettes of humanoid figures in the windows. Upon closer inspection (within 100 meters), the interior appears completely vacant, and the anomalous lights cease.

Notable Incident:

On ██/██/20██, a U.S. Navy vessel encountered SCP-4974 during a routine patrol. Initial reports classified it as debris. Upon visual inspection, crew reported observing movement within the structure. Due to the lack of any threat response and confusion about jurisdiction, the structure was left uninvestigated. Foundation agents embedded within the Navy intercepted the incident logs and began tracking SCP-4974.

Addendum 4974-A:

Excerpt from crew debrief:

“Looked like a house, just… floating there. No engine, no sails. Lights would flicker, but there wasn’t a sound. Like the ocean didn’t touch it. One of the guys swore he saw someone watching us from the window. But when we circled back, it was dark. Empty. Like it had always been.”

Hypothesis:

Some researchers theorize SCP-4974 may be a spatial or dimensional anchor, phasing intermittently between multiple states of occupancy. Its purpose, if any, remains unknown.

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

You fooled me into thinking this post was just a hidden 4974 reference. Really cool write up, I didn’t question it being an actually existing article until reading the replies.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 17 hours ago

You need to post this into the SCP-wiki my man.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is really good!

Btw, SCP-4974 is actually Pikachu. SCP wiki link

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

That is so funny, I thought about checking if they got up that high. It’s been awhile since I’ve read some of them haha

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 day ago

Beautiful! I love SCPs that are just some weird, vaguely threatening, but otherwise unaggressive bit of mystery. Too many authors try to make every scp a barely contained keter-class global threat.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid. There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should seriously start writing some SCPs! This is awesome and it feels so close to what the originals used to be

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks, I’ve always wanted to write them actually and used to put them in my notes app all the time

I think I’ll get back into that actually!

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Well you did an amazing job! If you start posting them somewhere shoot me a reply!

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

It is such a horrifying entity that even digitally compressed rasterized photographs cause any intelligent being to perceive SCP-4974 as a house. Efforts to split up raw photographs through automated computer scripts in order to analyze piecemeal portions of the image still yield portions of images of a house, indicating even incomplete digital copies themselves may be intelligent. So far, the only proof that SCP-4974 is not in fact a house is its persistence through storms and water damage that should have destroyed it long ago.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 244 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's cool.

When I was an intelligence analyst in the military I witnessed the President of the United States ignore the entire intelligence community when they indicated to him that there was no evidence linking Saddam Hussein to the September 11 attacks and there was no evidence of any weapons of mass destruction programs in Iraq.

Then I saw that same administration fabricate intelligence indicating the contrary

Then I saw that same administration blame faulty intelligence when no WMDs were found, blaming the entire intelligence community in the process

They somehow managed to ruin the entire IC's credibility when they were right to begin with

That was pretty unbelievable

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 144 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I was an American I witnessed an obvious Russian agent get elected... twice, and destroy the standing of the US completely.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is also unbelievable that the hundreds of thousands of dead in a war built on a lie in Iraq pales in comparison to the millions around the world that will die because of Trump's cuts to USAID alone

Trump can kill off millions without even starting a war on false pretenses

Like his own personal global Holodomor

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Again.
Hey can kill millions again. This will be the second time he has caused the death of millions.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I was there when they put that guy on a rope. Wild times indeed.

[–] tischbier@feddit.org 92 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This sounds like the start of a SCP file

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 66 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Just have to add that from a distance they had noticed lights coming off and on and what seemed to be figures in the windows, but when they got a closer look it was totally empty.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

While the ship is near the house, the crew reports finding an endless number of letters, tickets and citations from a homeowner's association, all stashed in drawers, lockers and folders around the ship. The captain's report on the incident contained three separate documents alleging violations of HOA rules regarding lawn maintenance and garbage can placement, which he claims had not been in the report when he logged it.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Evil. This genuinely gave me chills.

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[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 30 points 2 days ago

Boom, 2 comment SCP done and dusted

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[–] spacequetzal@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That house could be yours for $750,000.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ocean ~~front~~ middle property

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[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 38 points 2 days ago

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?!

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Just a double-decker couch, nothing to worry about.

[–] fuzzy_feeling@programming.dev 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

They’re cooking meth in it

[–] superkret@feddit.org 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Vote conservative, and in just a couple of years, this could be your house!

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