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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

"Was your burger tasty?"

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 64 points 3 days ago (13 children)

It's really stupid to not believe in aliens given the size of the universe.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (9 children)

It's really stupid to believe aliens visited earth given the size of the universe.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What about the American people constantly complaining about aliens illegally entering their country? Explain this!

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Fucking Englishmen in New York.

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[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think we should be looking inter dimensionally for alien life rather than extraterrestrial.

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The Orvil did a episode on that where they found a two dimensional universe with life in it. The bad part, three dimensional life cannot exist in two dimensions with a digestive track, it gets split into two parts.

I can't imagine a forth, fifth, or sixth dimension or how a three dimensional being could survive it.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 57 points 3 days ago

Logic in religion? That's your first mistake there.

[–] cuuube@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I swear this post is straight from 9gag. It feels like it was made 15 years ago......

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

15 years ago it was mostly lolcats and rage comics.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 15 years ago was like...1998

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Me too buddy, me too.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I haven't met or seen any of you... Man, the bots are really good at shitposting.

[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Well God is an alien, by definition.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He's supoosedly everywhere, but i don't think he has any papers, he's an illegal alien

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[–] Manmoth@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

What is a category error? I'll try Basic Philosophy again for 400 Alex.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 days ago (5 children)

My experience with random processes: on large scales, things either happen 0 times or many times. So I find the idea that life exists in only one place pretty implausible.

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

That's the rule for astronomy. If it happens once, it always happens; we just haven't seen it yet

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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

People worship all kinds of concepts that they've never seen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

That why I don't believe in Bird

[–] Noam_Parenti@lemm.ee 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A lot of Christians will say no to believing in Aliens but because they believe God created humans and gave us the universe.

Or in a similar vain, because aliens aren't mentioned in the Bible they don't think they are real.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Does the Bible mention Mario kart

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