Oka

Can low water pressure in the whole house be attributed to a bad water heater?

Psy...duck?

296/●/Uguraujujuh of Lexgonia Blou¤

I dreamt I played a new Borderlands game last night.

• Larger open world
• Emphasis on scavenging
• Returned to the more mature original game
• Even though I was a low level, I kept finding legendary guns
• I found myself in a loop of: go somewhere, kill people, turn in quest
• You could craft guns and vehicles from scrap

Why bother dissecting a work of fiction?

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Fuck you beat me by 8 hours

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Prone is when you hold crouch

That writer needs more practice

The look on her face was a combination of fear and disguest. She said I'm not allowed back to the library.

Thinking this was my first visit, I asked why.

She leaned in and whispered "You know why!"

They're sharing their birthday suit