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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Ooh, that’s such a good question—it’s got romance, mystery, and a bit of existential spice. But let’s get specific: do you mean the perfect calendar date, like April 25th (ironically, today), famously called “not too hot, not too cold” in Miss Congeniality? Or are you thinking more like a moment in history when everything aligned—love, weather, vibes, global peace, etc.?

Because if it’s the first one… you might be living it right now.

Want me to explore both angles?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 8 points 13 hours ago

Lol AI sucks.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 10 points 16 hours ago

I'm a random amateur fantasy writer. One day, long ago, I was working on an interactive fiction game which was billed as a dating sim where you get to have a night out with one of my characters, who is an alchemist.

Bulk of the game was supposed to involve helping her examine various ingredients on the shelf of her shop and seeing which had gone bad. You know, dating the stuff can be crucial.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Somewhere there's a weirdo who keeps a meme date reference calendar and always keeps these in circulation. Whoever you are, weirdo: thank you for your contributions to the culture.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 14 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I've started saving these memes every time I see them. I don't have too much in my folder yet, but hopefully someday I'll accumulate 365 of them.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 22 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

You probably have this already but how do you file it? Since it’s not fixed does it not fit in your collection?

November this year btw

[–] missingno@fedia.io 2 points 19 hours ago

It's just thursday the 20th.jpg

I also have a handful of holidayname.jpg for holidays that fall on different days each year.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am that weirdo when it comes to Earth Wind & Fire's "September".

Every September 21st, I'm sending that to someone or posting it somewhere.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is it on your calendar with an email/push notification?

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

yearly calendar reminder, just says "do you remember?"

[–] WreckingBANG@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now i kinda want to do this.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd join this meme date Lemmy community in an instance.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

in my defense I was on my desktop and I'm lazy

[–] frog@feddit.uk 2 points 18 hours ago

Either way you got your message across.

Thank you. Joined.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 1 points 18 hours ago

Thanks! Joined.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 17 hours ago

Heck yeah, joined!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 23 hours ago

They used to have these calendars you could keep on your desk with a new meme every day before you got off my lawn.

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 25 points 22 hours ago
[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Also she's absolutely right. That is the proper way to answer this insipid question.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Axman6@aussie.zone 7 points 19 hours ago

It’s also ANZAC Day, this is fucking disrespectful. 🇦🇺🇳🇿

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

🙂‍↔️ 🇩🇪

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

is he both asking and answering the question?

[–] plzExplainNdetail@slrpnk.net 2 points 14 hours ago

Nope. He's just a bit slack jawed at her naive answer in the 2nd pic.

Longer explanation: This is from Miss Congeniality movie starring Sandra Bullock who is a cop who has to go undercover as a beauty pageant contestant for a case. The meme pictures are from the questions portion of the pageant. The guy is the pageant host and asks about her perfect date. The second panel is the contestant responding. She had a sheltered upbringing and misunderstands the questions intention. She happily replies with an actual date on the calendar April 25th citing the nice weather and light attire.

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

When asked for a follow up he just replied: "Denny Crane"

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

She isn't wrong It's a great day here

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spring is very unpredictable in many places. Could be freezing, could be hot. Could have terrible damaging storms. Maybe all three in the same day. I'd go with October 2nd.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah we've had snow in the end of April, spring just does their own thing. Today it's 10 C outside, you most definitely need a jacket.

[–] RecipeForHate1@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, not in 2025

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Kanto region of Japan today was 20 and cloudy with a light breeze.

Depends on where you are.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

Southern Scandinavia checking in with 13 and sunny with a light breeze

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 1 day ago

it was below freezing this morning and we're seeing highs of +8°. not buying it.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Is that Shatner? I never noticed.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Depends on where You live. In Denmark, I'm working around in a winter jacket. In Poland I would rock a T-shirt today.

[–] InvestBurnout@fedia.io 2 points 22 hours ago

Wish it wasn't so humid, either wise, it would be perfect!

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 23 hours ago

It's too hot

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I need a raincoat, but otherwise right on.