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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

I buy all my sounding gear used. I don't wash it either. Just lick it and wipe it on my shirt.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 17 points 17 hours ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 21 points 23 hours ago (11 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

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[–] Igilq@szmer.info 79 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 9 hours ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra... with the coarse end first.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 21 hours ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 68 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 49 points 1 day ago (7 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 23 hours ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 23 hours ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 21 hours ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 39 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 1 day ago

Sounds about right.

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