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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The self-checkout at Aldi is a godsend. Way too many times I've been on my lunch break trying to buy a sandwich and snack, only for some old git to be using the time at the till to have a chinwag with the cashier!

By all means, have a chat with the cashier, but not when there's a massive queue of people waiting behind you! Also, you know those shelves near the window with the sign saying "Pack here"? That's not a suggestion. Pack your shopping away from the tills so people can keep buying stuff.

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[–] SopieMunky@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is such a boomer take.

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Nah fuck that, the machines are scabs, I want someone to earn a paycheck for work.

[–] Zess@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's shit work that most people don't want to do.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Nah fuck that ain't having time to hang around the whole checkout lane bullshit just to luddite around.

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[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 140 points 1 day ago (18 children)

I love self checkout. It allows me to scan avocados for my daily avocado toast as russet potatoes. Only 50 more years of that and I'll be able to afford a house!

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I pictured the people overseeing self checkout calling you the potato guy amongst themselves

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

We 100% know and 95% of us don't care lol.

Also, if any readers want to try this, the people most likely to care are older workers, but they're also the least likely to notice.

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[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (16 children)

To me, this has always been more of a boomer complaint.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The things boomers complain about aren't always wrong. I ain't their damn employee.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm also not an employee of the vending machine company. I'm also not an employee of the gas station.

I don't really see what added value a cashier checking out my items for me has.

[–] CyanideShotInjection@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (8 children)

There was also a time when people would get pay to press an elevator button for you. But we don't do that anymore because those things are super easy and having someone doing it for you won't make the process faster.

On the other hand, the thing that pisses me off the most about the self-checkout is that people take forever to scan their stuff. When I was working as a cashier I would have an average of 50 clients/hour. There ain't no way those self checkout are more efficient considering the time people take.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago

From what I've seen, the slower average time is made up for by having more of the stations. Depending on arrangement, you can fit three self checkouts in the same area as one traditional checkout. In my experience, the self checkout line is always moving faster overall.

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (13 children)

OK Boomer.

Do you get the stuff off the shelf for yourself though, or give a list to the stock boy like when you were growing up?

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Look at these plebs pumping their own gas

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[–] bork@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (7 children)

My local grocery store self checkout after every single item:

Unexpected item in bagging area.

If they're going to treat me like I'm stealing the groceries I'm paying for, making the process slow and inefficient, then I'm just going to go to the regular checkout and not deal with it.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Haven't heard that in forever. It was hell for some time, but it seems a solved problem everywhere I've gone, for many years.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a sensitivity setting that can be adjusted. At first most stores were set to +/- 1oz, so even legitimate items that have varying packing weights could set it off. My local stores have adjusted it so that you really have to put something heavy on there to trigger that alert. They also don't seem to care if you take stuff off the scale anymore, which is nice because it's never large enough even if you have an item limit.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I love it when a cashier checkout is available because everyone is doing the self-checkout and I can get my stuff bagged properly (I’m terrible at bagging up). I’ll even chat with them as they’re in the middle of the most boring shift imaginable.

[–] Clairvoidance@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 23 hours ago

as a former cashier, fuck talking to people, the mind's enough

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[–] Dakracs@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

If I look at this topic the American skewedness is so obvious.

In Belgium the only thing you get by going the old fashioned way is they scan your shit and push it off at the end or you need to rush to put it in your cart. Same in The Netherlands. There are no baggers.

So yeah, let me just scan my items, put them in my bags like I want them, scan the thing at the self checkout, put scanner in tray, pay, walk out.

Every so often you get a bag check and if less people cheated on their scanning there would be less of that (is what they hope you think)

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[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com -3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

ah yes lets make things harder on service workers just because they exist. Make some random stocker that's already been repeatedly threatened to be fired for not meeting targets stop what they're doing and come ring you up and scan all your shit. If they're lucky the boss will let them stay over and work off the clock to get their stuff done. As someone who has 2 degrees and is underemployed because our society is corrupt and broken: fuck this type of behavior. Fuck people who bully service workers. I suppose next there will be a meme about bullying fast food workers for being worthless members of society. ha. ha. where funny.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Self-checkout gang here. I like my groceries bagged a certain way and it's mildly infuriating to sort stuff on the conveyor belt only for the cashier and/or bagger to mix them randomly in the bags.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 34 points 1 day ago

Cashier line: Empty

Me: "I don't come here to talk to people"

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