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The Parker Solar Probe's new top speed could get you from NYC to LA in just 20 seconds. It's not done yet.

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[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 125 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Just remember not to try and impress a girl back on Ceres by trying to slingshot through the ring.

RIP

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speed never killed anyone. Stopping quickly - that’s what gets you.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You come into a room too fast and the room eats you.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Doors and corners, kid, doors and corners...

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder if his teeth were moving fast enough to cause a problem for the integrity of the hull

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fa real, sa sa ke?

Edit: oye kopeng, don't forget check ya seals an filters

[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes. And the epic Kenny Roger’s song “The Slow Zone” playing in the background.

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

RIP Manéo Jung-Espino—

[–] LinuxSBC@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Breaking news: The thing we put in a highly elliptical orbit around the sun is in a highly elliptical orbit around the sun (and hasn't yet reached its perihelion).

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

More at ten

[–] donio@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My butt is orbiting the center of our galaxy at around 500K mph so that thing still has some ways to go.

[–] lutillian@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'm theory, the previous record holder is actually a particular man hole cover involved in operation plumbbum. Some napkin math put it at somewhere around 37 miles per second. A high speed camera pointed at it only caught one or two frames of moment.

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

The related Wikipedia page, in case anyone else was curious

[–] Sitkemkev@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ah yes, the manhole cover made in Neenah, Wisconsin. Probably the furthest man made object from Earth at this point for sure.

[–] Kerfuffle@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Probably the furthest man made object from Earth at this point for sure.

The article says "Scientists believe compression heating caused the cap to vaporize as it sped through the atmosphere."

[–] spearz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

This, and Chris Waddle’s penalty kick for England against West Germany in the 1990 World Cup semi final.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago

It's unlikely it kept it though the atmosphere. But it's possible it was traveling so fast it didn't even have time to vaporize.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, that's how orbits work. You accelerate down to your periapse, the closest point to the body you're orbiting, then slow down on the way up to your apoapse, the furthest point. Thus the probe will keep accelerating until it gets to its closest point to the sun.

[–] 13esq@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks, Jimmy Neutron