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How can people chose without weighing them?
2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.
2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.
Wtf, that has plastic handles?!😬
You haven’t seen that before? It’s not that uncommon. The handles give a really nice, secure grip. It’s also perfectly safe for the dishwasher, doesn’t fade, doesn’t deteriorate, etc. We’ve had ours since the early 2010’s and they still look brand new.
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Those all suck, this is the perfect fork.
I like everything about that fork except that thin part before the top.
I don't want that touching my mouth.. why am I like this?
God damn that fork better chill 🥵
This is the only correct answer
That's actually a pretty nice fork.
Number 2.
Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.
Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork
2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts
They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.
This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism
fork tierlist
S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5
although, a non-metal handle would be better
2 clearly
Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.
#2
2 is best. 5 is tolerable.
Number 2, obviously.
Definitely 2.
2
4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork
Handle of 5 with any other head 😭
I dont like any of them :(
3 or 2-with-5's-handle
Yes! 2s handle is too big, 5s is a good size
1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.
- Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.
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You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.
Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing
5 for me
5 nice and clean. No messing around. Hard to bend accidentally (I worry about that)
Obviously, 2 is really bad. 5 is nice.
I've never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it's like we're disagreeing on the shape of a sphere
2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them
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Handle of 5, prongs of 3.
- Small forks go faster.
2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.
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Everyone is busily selecting a fork, and I'm trying to figure out if the apostrophe was an intentional troll ..
Well, not #2. The curved droplet-shaped handle seems inconvenient for spinning spaghetti around
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