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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 20 points 2 days ago

2 No discussion, the weight, the smoothness, ist all about how they lay in the Hand.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

My fork is the correct fork. None of these are my fork.

In the event of a fork loss, any of these forks could become my fork after a period of time, probably about a month or so until it felt right.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago
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[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
  1. But I'd still grab 5 just to watch the world burn.
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

None of them are usable. If I had to take one, number 3. All the others are a sin.

Edi: I must agree with others though, that the handle of 3 is very bad. Still, the shape of the head is more important to me.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago
[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Why would this not apply to neurotypicals? seems to me that most people would have at least a slight preference

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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Spoon better

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 2 days ago

You cannot know the answer without seeing the underside of the forks. How will you know if they correctly conform to the curvature of your thumb and/or fingers.

One of the best gifts my partner got me was completing a set of cutlery I had grown to love via eBay and other random shops. How she found decade old stuff in mint condition is beyond me.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

You come here asking neurodivergents a question and you only give five options?

All of these options are terrible. You should feel ashamed, OP.

[–] ree2@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

#2 and #3 Edit: no just #2

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] argarath@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Handle of number 1, prongs of number 2.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

Also team 2

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago
[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

Adding my voice to the 2 crowd.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] Whimsical418@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Tanuki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

None of these, I refuse to use forks, only sporks.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

None of them; my forks are best

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[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

#1 looks like it's for kids.

#3 & #4 aren't dry-fined enough.

A cross between #2 (weird end) & #5 (weird tip) would be perfect. In fact, I think mine at home is like that (on vacation right now so can't check).

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[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

2, 5 if there are no clean 2s

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Hard to say. It's 1 or 3.

2 has an annoying bulbous handle that upsets the balance and the tines take up too much of the fork space, leaving too little room for the little shovel bit at the back that can hold things that might fall through the tines a bit better,

5 is an utter nightmare of awful.

[–] ijon_the_human@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Anyone interested in developing a "Find your ideal fork" web app?

I for one would be very interested to see statistical preferences...

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Sounds awesome but I don't know on what metrics you could qualitatively categorize forks, except for some obvious ones like prong length, handle start thickness, handle uniformity, ...

Edit: Darn you, I didn't need yet another project in my long long list. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

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[–] skye@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
  1. 1 is also nice, every other choice is heresy.
[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

2 but 3 would do as a second tier choice if 2 was dirty.

Also whoever said the tines of 2 and the handle of 5 is correct.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

Obviously depends on what you're about to eat

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

2, obviously

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i only eat spoons, they taste better

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[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago

2, if I wanted it to be round, I'd have grabbed a spoon.

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