Games

Really hope I can get an entry position at Ryujin Industries (they always seem to be recruiting) so I can afford to not live in the slums and work on getting the skills needed to survive long-term.

I go hollow, probably

likely I die crashing my ship into the sun trying to figure out where the fuck this lost civilization went. (outer wilds)

Well, I’m lost in this ever-changing burning basement and have to shoot my tears at all these weird enemies and hope I find some good power-ups, and hope I can evade Mom. (Binding of Isaac)

I drown or get eaten by aggressive fauna.

The world of Subnautica is not a friendly place for the unprepared.

I'm gonna turn down both Halsin's and the Emperor's sexual advances, again, then remind hot Karl that she's the only one for me, and then when we leave camp, I'll probably immediately get murderized by Sarevok because I'm not gonna join his latest murder cult and he's not gonna like that.

Baldur's Gate 3 Act 3 has it all.

Balder's Gate would be pretty chill until the illithids transform everyone

Probably crushed by falling blocks while genki rockets plays in the background.

Probably break my neck because I'm a bloody reckless driver and unlike my avatar in the game, I'm not invulnerable.

Trackmania

I get turned into a zombie, or get stomped by a giant, or just stabbed, or get burned alive by a friend.

I'm suddenly in a dilapidated home that needs remodeling and cleaning. But not fancy clean because I need to sell it to preppers.

Why did my last game have to be Chivalry 2?

Being repeatedly torn apart by various medieval weapons does not sound like a good time.

I'm a muffifed immortal redneck shooting eypgetican creatures sounds good to me at least my teeth isn't all crooked wait do rednecks have good dental care?

I struggle between by fear of spiders and love of angry violent women in black leather

my 1WO stares at me in utter disbelief how his supposedly ace of a Kaleun could fuck up this badly. again. (Silent Hunter 3. snuck into a convoy at night and bad weather. convoy zigs towards me, no time for final speed estimation, i go with last estimate, 4 eels in the water, all pass ahead. possibility: convoy slowed one knot due sea state. decide to surface to reposition. have a brainfart, my artillery starts shooting. hell breaks loose, star shells and searchlights everywhere. both engines AK, course 90. destroyer follows shooting star shells. half an hour zigzagging until he loses me.

vibing with hatsune miku as the last game i played was F2nd

I die in a cave collapse while prospecting for cassiterite

Probably be beaten up by a bandit or davis or something

I have to run down a slope, dramatically backstabbing a load of big-headed creatures.

Ocarina of Time, so I hope it's the past version rather than the future version.

I'd probably get a bouncy stick to the side of my head before I notice anything.

I‘d probably die in the French revolution

Another HiE story. At least it won't mean an instagib or other untimely demise, that place is pretty chill.

I'm now an axolotl with an AK-47 who is killing to provide food for my children.

I don't see a downside.

It depends, am I going to be a washed up disco star or a car obsessed binoclard?