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And that’s basically it!
I genuinely want somebody who thinks this is a good idea to explain to me why this is better than building a new maximum security prison on the mainland.
I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.
The story is far too complex for him in that one
OK, now that's pretty funny.
For some reason I read that as auschwitz.
Not that different for the purposes he wants.
I mean...
I bet we can tie a lot of his actions to the boob tube schedule
In the first admin it was clear he was watching Fox by reading his tweets and comparing.
Tiny hands for a tiny peen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.