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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I did until like a week ago.

I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.

What I did:

  • Bought some Nails Inc Cuticle Oil (I am male, but it works). You just add a bit and rub it in. I now use this most days and definitely after climbing.
  • I know that with a poor diet I am likely missing vitamins as some of my nails had lines down them. I take a cheap multi vitamin everyday.
  • I am conscious to drink more water, although I already drink 2-3liter a day.
  • I am making plans to improve my eating habits as I get decision fatigue and really just don’t eat enough. Think I’ve been alive too long that food is just meh at this point. But I went climbing yesterday on hardly anything and felt incredibly sick.

My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 2 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

This is very relatable. Can I ask you about your age? I'm 35 and struggling with eating enough my whole life.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 minutes ago (1 children)

I’m early 40’s. Never really had a big appetite and just saw food as a means to not die, but things are untenable right now.

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 minutes ago

Yeah, I'm about the same.. when my mental health is good, I eat better. But at the slightest bit of stress: I just quit eating lol.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 7 points 2 hours ago

I used to get this all the time. Now, if I get a hangnail, I liberally drench my hands in lotion, and put on nitrile gloves for an hour or so to force it to soak in.

A family friend gets me Gojo Hand Medic, which my fragile masculinity appreciates.

I also found it works well for breaking in leather work gloves.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I did, till I started using soaps without SLS compounds.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

It's a shame that every sink in every public toilets, workplace toilets or other people's house still has soap with Sodium Laureth Sulphate in. Even the products that say "gentle on skin" tend to be full of the stuff.

I tried various moisturisers for years with not a lot of effect. Swapping my soap, shower gel and shampoo for ones without SLS in them really made such a difference, and so quickly.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Have you tried going to a doctor to see what is wrong? PPE if you work somewhere hazardous? Moisturizing if you're somewhere very dry?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a kid, my elementary school was made of bricks that had a surface texture like 20 grit sand paper. Touching that shit started a chain reaction that inevitably ended with hands looking like this. Oh you accidentally brushed the back of your hand against the brick at recess? Hope you like beef jerky skin.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

I remember ours (I think both schools were built in the early 1900s) being rough but not that rough.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck you.

Just fuck you and quit attacking me

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Go rinse them fingertips in vinegar.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 5 hours ago

Such is the nature of my work. Is that what caused this?

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.

[–] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My first thought was "holding a dick" then I went to these memes

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago

That's a girthy dick

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 107 points 11 hours ago (8 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Ok. Where did I put my eye gauging spoon.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 40 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm starting to remember his name and I don't want to 🤢

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Stick around for a few more months and you'll remember them no matter how hard you try to forget. They're one of the most active users on Lemmy. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out they are the most active commenter.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 9 points 7 hours ago

I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Please cease existing.

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

The clean hands club!!

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 84 points 12 hours ago (7 children)
[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You joke, but I'm missing a nail on one of my big toes and it's so much more comfortable and less hassle that I kind of wish all my toenails were gone.

...not so sure about fingernails though. They're pretty useful for picking things up or praying things open.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Is your toe nail completely missing, or do you still have some root growing? I have two that have a bit of root that just grows and gets uncomfortable until I pull it out. Not sure is trade the rest of my nails for that tbh

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I've got one fucky nail and every two weeks I've gotta pull it with tweezers because it grows in cup shaped and the point of the cup is too pointy for my delicate toesies. I'm thinking about burning it off with silver nitrate.

[–] z500@startrek.website 39 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Where we're going we won't need fingernails

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Nope, it's anoychia, the picture went viral a few years ago whe someone posted it on reddit. It's an extremely rare genetic mutation and they literally never grew nails.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

[–] Flying_Dutch_Rudder@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Hand lotion and learn how to give yourself a manicure. 5 minutes a week and your hands will thank you.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

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