I once worked at a retail job where at one time I had to work the 7AM shift. I get there and I’m the only male and all three of the female coworkers were pregnant.
I learned more about the female body than any single man should ever know.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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14 pregnant nurses and one glistening “Fertility Doctor” who just roams around the halls in an open bathrobe chugging orange juice straight out of the container.
The container being a 20 gallon bag that thw distributor uses to restock the vending machines in a municipality
I was going crazy going 'shit, i KNOW i read this before, it cannot be a 2025 article...'
Vindication!
https://abc7ny.com/nurses-nurse-pregnant-nyu-winthrop-hospital-in-mineola/5235663/
So this isn't even a record!
Man that must have been one fun orgy
And all 14 going for a 1 year paid maternity leave at same time. Fun time for those at work 😜
paid maternity leave
Let me guess.... you're from Europe...
Yeah, I work for a hospital system in the states. We do have paid maternity leave, but it's to the tune of 2 weeks, not a whole year
Most women aren't even fully healed by two weeks, either.
No that parasite usually stays around for 18 plus years, sometimes longer.
No one heals in full on capitalism
I was thinking what a nightmare it would be to replace them temporarily.
You got at least 6 mo to plan and loccoms are a thing. What managers get paid for right?
Yes. And good managers can do it.
There’s the rub, tho.
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for fuck sake
Sources report that the tall dark and handsome radiologist is shitting himself.
It's always the radiologist.
Caption: “we’re all looking for the guy who did this”
“Every 10 seconds, somewhere in the world, a baby is born. Your mission is to find this woman and stop her.”
“Yeah, we had a fun holiday work party, pretty normal. We didnt go that crazy.” - To their husbands/bfs when arriving home at 3am with tossled hair.
Y'all need to stop sending this article to my wife. I just clean the floors there.
Who let Doctor Hamster into the female nurse enclosure?
Were they all working on the same floor?
On the same doctor...
Ah life path number 3 combo for the Midwest woman. Become a nurse and have children.
Personally I'm bias, I saw four (women) friends either drop out of college, or get pregnant early, or one was convinced to give up her career by her future husband, all to drop in the fallback of nursing and then each have like 3 kids. They all live within 20 miles of where they were born and none of them followed through with the dreams they had. So I see this and my heart sinks remembering that, and wondering about them
It was one hell of an office Christmas party.
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