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How dare anyone enjoy anything that I wouldn't or couldn't do myself!
Some people can't be happy unless they are condemning others for choices they are unable to make.
She’s probably a teacher or something but doing wacky hair day at school. I think it’s a hilarious take on “mermaid hair” lol
She probably thought she should only make this hairdo once as the universe cannot handle this much awesomeness too often.
Is this not awesome?
It is really really awesome.
I mean it's pretty sick
I dunno but I love it. Let your freak flag fly. Thinking everything is cringe, is cringe.
You're cringe for not thinking everything is cringe.
Looks like she was part of a "crazy hair" day or having "fun," as the kids say.
fun? what so are you saying it’s possible to do something for amusement and not for social status?
I get rizz and alpha and skipidi, but wtf is "fun"?
Mermaid hair! It's awesome!
“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”
-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.
LOL
A merbraid!
Comment section winner. 🔱
That's pretty good!
She was thinking "this is going to look awesome!" and she was right.
I'm a 46 year old dude with long hair and I would rock this.
Money, meet mouth.
Do it!
Don’t think of this as weird, it’s a huge flex. May I also point out that she has people on her team? This is not a one-person hairdo.
Have to disagree that it’s not a one-person hairdo. It’s a simple French braid. If she had the Barbie lay across her head with the legs pulled back so it was bent at the hips, she could very easily have done it herself and then positioned the Barbie, assuming she can French braid. You’d only need a couple rows of the braid in to hold it securely, at which point standing it back up would pull the legs closer together and tighten everything up so she could finish and have it held securely.
Or if it was left loose enough at the top the Barbie could have been added after, which the green says may be the case (or that could be colored hair gel, dunno)
(Source: had Barbies and can French braid my own hair)
Aww, a beautiful image of her preparing for social warfare surrounded by her tribe slain by simple facts. Such a shame ;(
I’m super fun at parties, too! ;)
Hariel the Merbraid
Crazy Hair Day is a thing in schools. Maybe she’s a teacher.
Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative it gets the people going
Ball so hard muthafuckas wanna fiiiind me
Now what she order (what she order)
Filet-O-Fish
My kid would love this
She was thinking “Mermaid”.
Oh this made me remember seeing some weird cake decorating magazine in the 80’s. Barbie dolls, with cake frosting as a skirt. I think there was cake underneath but the whole green hair braid thing reminded me of it all.
That's not even ATBGE because imo that's not really bad taste. But it is on the weirder side.
...as a Hispanic male... This is Hispanic as fuck... There's like an sub culture of weird 'buy a barbie and make some other extravagent doll for decoration' and this is clearly an offshoot...
"I want to be where the people are"
She just heard her mermaid singing this and thought she'd help out:
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancin'
Walking around on those, what do you call 'em?
Oh, feet
Real sus to casually pretend not to know what feet are when you want em that bad. Arielle was a freak
pretty cool though lol
She was letting her freak flag fly, and more power to her
I wonder when showering if she removes the mermaid or just leaves it there and washes her hair too?