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Picard: Ah Lwaxana, would it really make you feel better if I told you I needed you?
Lwaxana: Yes it would!
Picard: Wa ha ha, well I don't!
So is putting your hand down your pants when you sit down The Bundy Maneuver?
Lwaxana: Whats that toilet got that I don’t?
Picard: A job.
I guess I'm the only one who would fuck Lwaxana's brains out.
Lwaxana, not so much. Now Peg Bundy, on the other hand...
Number One could definitely get it.
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Bonus, she'd probably make you some Plomeek soup afterward.
I don't think you'll find much resistance to your opinion.
Picard: Lwaxana, you can stab me with knives, you can beat me with clubs, you can make me open my eyes when we're having sex, but there's no way on earth you can make me get a second job.
I feel like she'd just get in my head.
Picard: That's the one part I enjoy Lwaxana. It keeps my mind off of what the rest of my body is going through.
Quick, toss her some bonbons as a distraction. :)
I’m going to have to watch a few episodes now. It’s been way too long.