Never knew anyone with a weird spelling but I knew a dude who had the unfortunate name of Harry Butt. Already bad enough your family name is "Butt" but his parents did him hella dirty naming him Harry.

Was always funny getting a sub thinking he was just fucking with them tho.

Ashley spelled Ashleigh

Nothing could be worse than X Æ A-12.

"Breighdone" (Brayden) is probably the most egregious one I haven't brain-bleached yet.

My friend works in the billing department of a local hospital, and she will occasionally text me some crazy spellings she comes across.

La-a (Pronounced La-dash-ah) is the weirdest one I've seen

T'Fanny for Tiffany. She's about 30 now, so that was a bad decision from a long time ago.

Abcde (pronounced AB-sid-ee) was certainly memorable if nothing else.

Not so much the spelling, just... I went to school with a girl who's father fled the law and they ended up near us in Canada... they were originally from a trailer park in Tennessee

Her name was "Dollarina"

I once met a girl called "Xinhergi" (Synergy).

There's a girl in my kid's class named Eighmee. Pronounced "Amy". I thought it was weird but there's a street in a neighboring town named Eighmee Street.

"Shithead"

Pronounced: shi-THEED

Spelled: Shit Head

Jewelee (Julie) because they wanted Jewel in there I guess

For once I’m on the cop’s side.

I knew a guy once whose last name was "EA." Two capital letters. He pronounced it "Yeah." His first name was Rodrake.

Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.

I would like to provide a counterexample. There are plenty of these people in the US intermountain west, but there are at least some cases where there is no one at fault. Next time you see one of these names without context (though we clearly have the context in this case), before judging, consider Nariaw:

I am a teacher, and one year I found that my roster included a student named "Nariaw". As a public school, we register your student based on what's on the birth certificate. I ask all of my students to pronounce their names for me when I first meet them, for the reason we see in so many of the replies here and with shit like "abcde". However, when this girl came to my class, she said her name was pronounced "Miriam". I spent a good twenty seconds looking at my roster, and had to ask her to spell it for me. I didn't ask any rude and impertinent questions at that point, so it wasn't until a few months later that I got the full story:

Her mother, an immigrant from Ethiopia, was still unfamiliar with Latin script when her daughter was born here in the US. So when she attempted to write out the name, which she wanted to transliterate as "Mariam", she ended up writing only half of the first M, and wrote the second one upside-down. Whoever did the data entry for the government records dutifully recorded the child's name as "Nariaw". Was the mother at fault for being expected to write a name which, while she knew how to represent it in Amharic, she was forced to write in a language in which she was illiterate?

I haven’t met any one with a terribly spelt name but one girl I worked with was named America. Weird as hell if you ask me

X Æ A-Xii . I could not resist. I apologize.

I used to know an Alyssa whose name was pronounced like Alicia. Her parents went let's give her one name but spell it just like another name.

I named my son Jaxin because my wife wanted Jax and I didn't want my son to have a dog's name.

I regret not just naming him Jackson because nobody in Taiwan knows how to pronounce Jaxin.

A-aron?

Anferny.

I've encountered a lot of the reverse of this. Danielle pronounced "Dah Nell". Brittany pronounced "Brih Tanny". Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan".