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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] BlueCollarRockstar@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've encountered a lot of the reverse of this. Danielle pronounced "Dah Nell". Brittany pronounced "Brih Tanny". Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan".

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jonathan pronounced "Joe Nathan"

I would call that fucker Jonah-T-Han purely out of spite.

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[–] jafffacakelemmy@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The guiness book of records had an entry for the worst spelling in the old days before the book was dumbed down. Trying to spell 'usage' the incorrect attempt was youzitch achieving only one correct letter.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does using French count? Then I nominate "eau". Impressive 300% bloat, 0 correct letters.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Not a baby name but I worked with a devops engineer who had dyslexia so all of our IaC variable names had misspellings in them. We just lived with it because it would have been expensive to teardown the resources and reprovision them with the correct spellings.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The solution is to put all of the uniqueness in the middle name. Then you still get to feel “special” while not forcing your kid to go by “tragedeigh” or whatever.

When I chose my name - I made my first as milquetoast and appropriate to my age as possible. My middle I went balls out - I guarantee I have a cooler middle name than you do.

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[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 15 points 1 week ago (7 children)

kayleigh and stuff like that is pretty common where I'm from.

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[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am happy that here in Finland you can't name your child whatever you want.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

'Whatever you want' would be a terrible name

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tree Grill. Real dude. Wacky parents.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
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[–] Gowron_Howard@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Brayden, Braxton, Bentley, Aiden, Axel, Keith.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Axel is the normal spelling around here (Switzerland), so I'm interested what you would have expected instead? Aksel?

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A girl in highschool whose name was Nazanine went by Nazi (Nah zee). Like, why? Your name was beautiful.

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