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[–] tomjuggler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I have one in my wallet - just in case someone wants to steal my phone and I somehow have time to remove my SIM and SD before they take it.. optimistic I know

Yes, in my drawer of miscellaneous tiny things, next to pens, tiny screwdrivers, and a few old microsd cards.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I have like four or five of these.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You only need it when setting up a new phone. So once you put the card in, you put the tool back in the phone’s box and just stick that in a closet.

So I’m asking… how CAN you even misplace one of those?

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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have one with a big duct tape flag/handle. Stays in the phone kit with spudgers, tiny screwdrivers, etc.

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I got like 20 of these motherfuckers and one hanging around my neck.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

I have one in my tech pouch

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have a bunch of them.

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have dumped like 30 of them into trash recently because I tend to sometimes replace/repair phone parts for people and if you buy a replacement part it comes with this thing.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I've only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I'm sure I have it in a box somewhere, but paperclips open up SIM slots just as well as SIM tools do.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I keep one in my wallet along with a safety pin, hairpin, hair tie, and a twist key from an old fashioned roll top anchovy tin.

Any one of these things have come in handy a surprising number of times.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they're also a good shiv or shank.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the balls.

Im always looking for new opportunities

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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

false ; I bought a 50 pack

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Planning ahead? Sounds pretty responsible to me

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

A paperclip works fine.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a whole key ring of these.

[–] silverlightBeing@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I have two, and I know exactly where they are. If GPS were more accurate, I could give you the GPS coordinates for each of them.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

I usually have one, but right now I have a paper clip with one side folded out 90° sitting in my wallet.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah. I have a Nintendo DS game box (still with the original game) where I keep such tiny things. Including various SD card adapters.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

I bought a multi tool that has one of these built in.

[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

As foretold 🙏

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I have a draw with a box full of Luke 50 of these

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Why thank you.

Just replaced my phone so I know exactly where one is. I'm on eSIM tho, so doesn't really matter.

[–] XnxCuX@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ive always just used a hair pick when I cant find it 😂

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I used to have it between my phone and phone case, but I gave it away to a family member in need as I have something better.

You know those tiny factory default buttons on various hardware? I have a homemade tool in my work backpack specifically for that - The thickest syringe needle my local pharmacy had in store, and I cut the end off. The protective sleeve made it fit perfectly in a pen holder in my work backpack.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I just tossed several. I have used them rarely but kept up with every one ever

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mine is in my case with adapters & extra SD cards.

Where that case IS however, fuckin, no clue.

[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

I have multiple. I keep the phone boxes after I buy a phone. I probably still have them for 3 or even all my 4 smartphones that I've owned over the years.

[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Two. I know exactly where they are.

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I sequestered mine in a box of tarot cards so I couldn't lose it

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I have it. I just don't know where it is.

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