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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just put it back in the box when I'm done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

Yupppp; same here.

I think the Librem 5 (may've been another phone) came with a hole to attach to a keychain so it's the only one that I constantly have on me solely because someone thought to design for it.

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[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

not whether you have it – it’s whether you know where it is

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago

I usually flip it to justify excessive organization: “if you can’t find it when you need it, you don’t actually own it.”

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or, you know, a hoarding problem…

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[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
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[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

It's good to finally get some recognition!

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

it's within my phone's protection case, so i do have it right now. Also, anecdote, a random stranger on a bus was switching sim cards, and asked me if I have the tool, which I indeed I had!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I open so many tablets and shit at my work I have preferences on form. Samsung has the worst ones.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 week ago

I found a pencil holder I had in the 1990s. It has these little drawers for erasers and stuff. I was like "oh cool, I can fill the rest of these with my SD cards and USB sticks."

So, while cleaning my desk looking for those, I found one of these. I was like "I'm pretty sure I had at least 2 of these." ...I found three.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How about just messy? Occasionally I still find them laying around

[–] Avg@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep it in my keychain, save the back up ones in the junk drawer.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

OP!!! RIGHT HERE!!!! I FOUND THE RESPONSIBLE AF PERSON!!!!

[–] wazzupdog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I keep one on my key ring, never know when you need to pop in a burner sim.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If you’re using a burner SIM in your regular phone then it’s not really a burner SIM.

Fine if you’re just using it to hide your phone number companies, but if you’re hiding from the authorities then it’s the devices IMEI which is going to sell you out I’m afraid.

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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have one in my wallet - they are quite handy for cleaning lint out when the phone charging port inevitably collects enough to be annoying.

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Just keep it in the box the phone came in with all the warranty documentation. I've never lost one of these

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I threw all of those away. I have paper clips, and those eject holes are intentionally designed to be the width of a bent paper clip.

Those things are just a less useful paper clip.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 week ago

They're easier to use, but a monotasker, so yea, gimme a paperclip

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

smug look of superiority

Ah Fairphone 5 life

[–] Benaaasaaas@group.lt 7 points 1 week ago

Same here, Sony Xperia

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I need them for work so I got a fancy keychain one

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[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

My kit:

I generally prefer the clear toothpick - easier to hold, came with a designer cupcake once (and I keep the flag on it because it's otherwise easy to lose a clear toothpick), generally better if the button is deeply recessed.

The paperclip phone tool is kept on the keychain between the USB micro card reader and the wallet sized SD card holder

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

I have the ifixit screwdriver kit and one of the bits is a Sim card ejector. Does it count ?

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

or a hoarder

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have one... somewhere. Probably in a tiny box, mixed in with my random cables

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"Looks like you lost your sim tray ejector"

[–] EMHIPresume@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, I keep them in the box.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have about 8 of those. I'm a fucking packrat

If you need any spares, let me know.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I have the whole box. Because you know, it might be needed sometime :P

[–] Naevermix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I still have my first smartphone. It's from 2011 and the screen is undamaged.

I also still have the extra plugs for the in-ear headphones that came with it.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

ok sorry, right this way sir ==>

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[–] Ksin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Raz keeps track of mine

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if I have three sitting on my desk right now?

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

I still have like eight of those. I bought some smart devices a while ago that all had them for the reset hole, so I’m stocked up for life.

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

I have 3 lying around somewhere. Comes in handy every few years

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like seven a drawer somewhere. I don't know where though

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I have three downstairs in the garage, now the real question is... Where in the garage tho.

[–] jaykrown@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

[–] SomeKindaName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You sound fun.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Oh I for sure still have at least 10. But finding them when I need them is a whole other story

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You only need it when setting up a new phone. So once you put the card in, you put the tool back in the phone’s box and just stick that in a closet.

So I’m asking… how CAN you even misplace one of those?

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